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Pho πŸ‘‘ Chef @ExBoltsFan

Kitchens and Twitter share the same first rule: If you get your feelings hurt easy, this isn't for you.

Joined January 2012
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Pho πŸ‘‘ Chef@ExBoltsFan
7 Dec 2018
It’s okay to be white It’s okay to be black It’s okay to be gay It’s okay to be straight But it’s never okay to order a steak well done.
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Umm, at least they took guess work out of it…
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I got a splinter earlier but I’m being really brave about it.
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Of all the things aging has taken from me, I miss pooping the most.
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Every week I find a new way to make my life harder.
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Pho πŸ‘‘ Chef retweeted
Trophy Knife@sarah1mc
Mar 14
I’ve deleted tweets older than you.
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They Dragon U πŸ‰@FoTweetsSake
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The people who still say Twitter and Tweets are my tribe.
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I’ve never had a buzz ball. But I have had a whiskey dick.
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I have to say, all she did was try and run over a federal law enforcement officer. It’s not like she was trying to engage in debate on a collage campus or anything! Geez.
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My sister in law uses so many filters I changed her contact name to Dia Lysis
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Gurl! Is yo name Mr.Coffee? Cuz u use all da filters.
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Pouring tap water over your selfie because you used ALL the filters…
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Pho πŸ‘‘ Chef retweeted
CoCo@unhingebinge
19 Nov 2025
Sometimes I read a tweet and think "that's crazy." Then I hit post.
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RT @DaddyJew: draw me like one of your conclusions
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If you were really trying to impress me you’d take me to the gun store.
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sixfootcandy@sixfootcandy
17 Nov 2025
Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine. And unresolved issues. They pair nicely.
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Pho πŸ‘‘ Chef retweeted
Uncle Cocktail
@StillRadNotaFad
18 Nov 2025
I'm ready to eat crow and apologize to the world if there's proof of Donald Trump committing a crime in the Epstein files. Can you say the opposite?
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Just a girl@dammit_amy
17 Nov 2025
Sorry, I gotta go home and feed my wall socket a fork.
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If you can afford to go without pay for 5 days, you’re striking for greed, not need.
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Just a girl@dammit_amy
16 Oct 2025
It’s all fun and games until you go from pound town to ultrasound.
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