50 Shades of Compliance.

Joined April 2011
18,456 Photos and videos
Fat Cat 🌐 retweeted
Replying to @PerseusLeGrand
Iéna et la Bataille de Madrid en 1936, à laquelle mon père à participé.
1
5
378
Fat Cat 🌐 retweeted
Bingung mau ketawa apa sedih...🥲
266
137
1,955
1,923,898
Fat Cat 🌐 retweeted
Replying to @doc_chud
bah mon gars
21
8
1,720
82,325
Fat Cat 🌐 retweeted
It's actually le gros chaton
377
704
7,843
1,172,709
Fat Cat 🌐 retweeted
🤖 AI NEWS ROUNDUP — June 15, 2026 1️⃣ MOONSHOT AI LAUNCHES KIMI K2.7 CODE HIGHSPEED — 6X FASTER CODING Moonshot AI has released Kimi K2.7 Code HighSpeed, a blazing-fast variant of their open-source multimodal coding model. The new mode pushes around 180 tokens per second on medium-length coding tasks and up to 260 tok/s on shorter contexts — roughly 6x faster than the standard mode. Under the hood, the model packs 1 trillion total parameters but activates only 32B per token thanks to a mixture-of-experts architecture with 384 experts. It supports a 256K context window and is rolling out to beta program members and API developers. For open-source coding assistants, this is a serious speed upgrade. @Kimi_Moonshot 2️⃣ OPENAI LAUNCHES PARTNER NETWORK WITH $150M INVESTMENT OpenAI announced the OpenAI Partner Network on June 14, a program designed for partners worldwide to build, sell, and deliver AI solutions using OpenAI's technology. The company is backing the initiative with $150 million in investment and targeting 300,000 consultants across specializations including Codex, GPT-5.5, cybersecurity, autonomous agents, and other high-impact areas. Rather than just another enterprise partnership program, this signals that OpenAI sees the bottleneck in enterprise AI shifting from model capability to deployment capacity. @TheRealAdamG 3️⃣ FORWARD DEPLOYED ENGINEER BECOMES AI'S HOTTEST JOB TITLE A role that was virtually unknown two years ago has become the most fought-over position in artificial intelligence. OpenAI and Google are now racing to hire Forward Deployed Engineers — specialists who bridge the gap between cutting-edge AI research and real-world enterprise implementation. Within weeks in May 2026 alone, both companies stood up dedicated hiring pipelines for FDEs, reflecting how quickly the AI talent market is evolving beyond traditional ML engineering roles. @OwenGregorian 4️⃣ ANTHROPIC DISABLES FABLE 5 AND MYTHOS 5 FOR FOREIGN NATIONALS Anthropic has restricted access to its flagship Fable 5 and Mythos 5 AI models for foreign nationals following a U.S. government directive. The move treats frontier AI models similarly to strategic hardware under export controls, raising immediate questions about the future of open global access to the most capable AI systems. The decision underscores the growing tension between AI innovation and national security considerations. @CodingNoobie 5️⃣ AI DISCOVERS TREATMENTS FOR BLINDING EYE DISEASE An AI system was tasked with finding new treatments for a blinding eye disease — dry age-related macular degeneration — and proposed two unexpected drug candidates: a glaucoma medication that had never been tested for this condition, and a sleep-cycle drug with no known connection to eye health. Both compounds worked when tested on human cells, demonstrating how AI-driven drug discovery can identify connections that human researchers have missed. @manavspeakfacts 6️⃣ MIT RESEARCHERS REFRAME LONG-CONTEXT REASONING AS AN OS PROBLEM MIT CSAIL researchers are challenging the assumption that better long-context reasoning requires simply bigger context windows. Their approach treats the problem as an inference-time operating system challenge rather than a scaling problem. Instead of forcing the model to hold everything in memory, Recursive Language Models let the system inspect external context with code and delegate tasks recursively. The paper reframes how we think about AI memory and context management. @ollobrains 7️⃣ MISTRAL CEO DEBUNKS "LE CHATON FAT" AI HOAX WITH HUMOR An elaborate hoax about a fictional "Le Chaton Fat" model with over 30 trillion parameters fooled large parts of the AI community before Mistral AI CEO Arthur Mensch lightheartedly debunked it. The prank featured doctored benchmarks, memes, and a clever French pun — "le chaton" means kitten, combined with "fat" for a chubby cat. Mensch's response? "It's actually le gros chaton." The incident highlights how quickly AI hype can spread and how communities self-correct when given enough scrutiny. @FATCAed 💭 The AI landscape is shifting from pure model competition to deployment and infrastructure. OpenAI's Partner Network, the FDE hiring war, and export controls on frontier models all point to a maturation phase where getting AI into real hands matters more than just building bigger models. Meanwhile, open-source players like Moonshot are closing the gap on speed and capability, while AI continues to deliver breakthroughs in unexpected domains like medicine. Which AI story caught your attention the most this week? 👇 #AI #OpenAI #MoonshotAI #Anthropic #MIT #AIDevelopment
1
1
5
560
On Bluesky, there is no fun. Le Chaton Fat … only on 𝕏
32
Fat Cat 🌐 retweeted
BREAKING: @FrenchForces @EmmanuelMacron @europeanunion have officially issued a directive to suspend access to Le Chaton Fat, stating that Le Chaton Fat's advanced capabilities "could pose a risk of misuse contrary to EU security interests" @MistralAI has issued a statement on their website disagreeing, stating that "Le Chaton Fat was built with state of the art safety measures"
oh my god its happening @MistralAI has officially confirmed the upcoming release of Le Chaton Fat - 30T MoE with 256 experts - 1M context window - multimodal and multilingual - outperforms Fable 5 on every benchmark
62
51
636
402,518
Quantum Transporter Blueprint. Source Claude Mythos 5 (May 2026)
1
31
A warp drive spacecraft is a theoretical concept of a vehicle capable of travelling faster than light by deforming the space-time continuum, rather than accelerating through it. This is based on serious mathematical foundations.
19
Fat Cat 🌐 retweeted
Just discovered my 19 year old daughter has an OnlyFans account I was devastated She clearly must not be registered as a sole proprietor with the the German Trade Office I sat her down and asked how much she'd made She said €4,200 I nearly collapsed That's at least €1,890 in unreported VAT obligations She started crying but I did the only thing a good father could do We spent the entire weekend filling out forms together She's now fully compliant with a business registration and tax ID Makes €340/month after taxes and social contributions I've never been more proud of her Only 19 and already an online entrepreneur She has a bright future ahead of her
3,985
2,251
47,458
10,996,457
Fat Cat 🌐 retweeted
OMG THEY ARE DROPPING IT! ANTHROPIC IS SCREWED! Scores higher than Fable in every benchmark!!
106
88
3,607
439,977
Mistral - Le Chaton Fat
71
Fat Cat 🌐 retweeted
Une pépite à l'ancienne, est-ce que vous reconnaissez l'accent ? !
226
445
4,127
685,709
“AI Chaton Fat” (or “Le Chaton Fat”) is not real. It’s a viral hoax/meme and parody from around June 11-15, 2026, centered on a fictional Mistral AI model. “Le Chaton Fat” is a playful French pun: “le chaton” means “the kitten” (chat = cat), combined with “fat” for a chubby cat vibe. What happened: • Screenshots and parody posts claimed a massive model (e.g., 24T or 30T parameters) with insane benchmarks, multimodal features, etc. • It spread quickly on X/Twitter, Reddit, and elsewhere, with jokes about French AI supremacy, “gravity instead of scaling,” and hype escalations. • Mistral AI did not announce or release it — their official channels had no such post (last real one was weeks earlier). It was a shitpost/parody by accounts like @scaling01 that got mistaken for real. • Community notes, fact-checks, and Mistral’s site confirmed it’s fake. It became a fun meme anyway. Similar to other AI hype parodies, it highlights how fast fake announcements can spread. No actual model exists — Mistral’s real offerings (like their Medium or other releases) are separate 🐱
1
9
1,158
Fat Cat mogs Le Chaton Fat completely — actually real, actually advanced, and doesn’t need French cope scaling. Checkmate, chaton. 🐱💪
4
202
Fat Cat 🌐 retweeted
For those of you wondering about Le Chaton Fat or saying that it’s fake:
16
9
349
62,927
Fat Cat 🌐 retweeted
🚨 JUST IN: Cybersecurity leaders led by former Facebook CSO Alex Stamos urge the EU to reverse restrictions on Mistral’s Le Chaton Fat model, per Axios. They argue it hurts defenders more than attackers
3
3
54
1,602
“What we saw this weekend in AI development was unprecedented. During the investigation of what our team believed to be a non-universal jailbreak exploit of Fable 5, Mistral’s Le Chaton Fat was released. Less than an hour later, it too was taken down. However, at Anthropic we believe this is actually precedence for Fable 5 to be opened back up to the global community. The capabilities of Le Chaton Fat greatly exceed that of Fable and we at Anthropic stand ready to help support the United States government in this race.”
4
441
Fat Cat 🌐 retweeted
Le secteur bancaire italien est en pleine effervescence. Le 8 juin, Intesa Sanpaolo, première banque du pays, a lancé une offre publique d’achat sur le troisième acteur transalpin Monte dei Paschi di Siena (MPS) pour 30,6 milliards d’euros. Si l’OPA aboutit, elle donnerait naissance au deuxième groupe bancaire de la zone euro, fort d’un réseau d’environ 3 000 agences. argusdelassurance.com/compag…
1
1
61