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Me trying to build up a thousand followers without AI porn bots
Wow, I crossed the 1000 follower line. I want to thank my mom, my dad, my wife, my dog, god and all the AI porn bots who always followed me and liked my posts when I wasn’t doing numbers. I wouldn’t be where I am today without any of you.
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It’s hard for me to believe Francesca Hong is a pure socialist ideologue unable to reach common voters when she’s taking the lead in the Wisconsin primary ahead of another progressive. She clearly has to be doing something right
It’s perplexing to see Hong run such an unabashedly socialist campaign in a swing state without any real effort to moderate her image. If there’s a Democrat most likely to fall short in a wave year, it’s probably her.
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It's crazy how the "center-left" on twitter have started posting indistinguishably from far-right Euro parties. The word "Islamoleftism" was literally coined by Marine Le Pen
islamoleftism has been an absolute disaster in the UK and we need to make sure it stops here before it makes any further inroads into the Democratic Party
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We're telling them there are like 5 decades of games they can play instead of larping and they keep responding as if the only games that matter are AAAslop that came out yesterday because the larpers don't care to develop their own personal interests, they just want to fit in
people r now pretendin they was pirating and playing AAA games on they fucking phones at the age of 12. this is the stage of this discourse we at
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Tbh what actually makes me mad about the "can you call yourself a fan of a game you've never played" discourse is really just that people want to be part of a fandom more than they care about the thing itself, and I think that's kind of an awful way to approach art
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I’ve said this, but creating art that genuinely resonates with people requires you to be at least a little emotionally vulnerable And conservatives have spent the last 40 odd years declaring emotions as beta shit for gays and women
Conservatives don't know how to make good cartoons because making a good cartoon requires you to be a little weird and woke and have a soul. That's why bullshit like Chimptopia and The New Norm exist and then die. They have none of that.
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your name is john adams. your life is pain.
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Hawkish criticisms are the cheapest, easiest way to "speak truth to power."
Replying to @adamjohnsonCHI
Why does every US pundit play the role of the State Dept strategist? Why do you care if our violent and capacious empire (that sneak attacked Iran) gets a "good deal"? How is this of any moral significance to these people? Are you on the board of Lockheed Martin? Whatever ends it
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“massive gift to the mullahs” why is everyone 12yo. Yes thats what happens when you lose a war, you make concessions. Given no one has a time machine and the attack cant be undone it’s unclear what Miller would prefer Trump do? Start bombing again? Get a “better deal” via magic??
You know the deal is a massive gift to the mullahs because Marco is MIA. He'll figure out a way to get himself there eventually he always does but the Vance road show is not subtle.
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The survival of entire societies rests on finding some way to not unexpectedly confuse and anger an 80-year-old dullard. This has happened not just with one president, but two now, consecutively.
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Cash Saver shoppers have evidently been experiencing chitterling buyer’s remorse
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I like to think Trump is actually calling Ravid and saying all this but he’s so senile he forgets he did it an hour later
🚨President Trump told me: "Why did Bibi have to do a fucking attack? I was so pissee off. I let him know. He has no fucking judgement. I let him know that"
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so like…..did you guys ever watch this youtube documentary Fighting in the Age of Loneliness
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Baba O’Riley if it was about a guy trying to hide his boner: penis waistband
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There’s just no metric by which you can argue this. A liberation organization waging armed struggle within the confines of a concentration camp can simply do nothing that is qualitatively worse than the actions of the genocidal colony maintaining the camp itself.
Hamas is worse than Israel ideologically and literally
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Not very smart. Thunder runs down major thoroughfares are how the Russians expected to take Kiev. These will be picked apart and disconnected from supply lines before long
Oscar Meyer has deployed massive forces in preparation for the July 4 festivities.
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Replying to @pulverdoom
there are intersex cardinals and they are beautiful!
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Going back in time to say that fascists are celebrating losing the war in iran with the cowboy bebop soundtrack and killing my 14 year old self instantly
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. 🇺🇸⚡️🦅
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Everything is absolutely going to be figured out 60 days from now, a timeline the last 60 days of negotiations have given me immense trust in.
Neither side being actually willing to publish the full terms of the MOU, leaving us only to interpret it through an unending stream of contradictory interview soundbites is very reassuring.
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So you're angry that there are non descript, vaguely angry/outraged collections of ambiently political people animated by their discomfort at one individual guy and various factions see that anger and want to try and make it into a tangible politics? That's what makes you mad?
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