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This is your brain on Jesus.

I assure you that much of what he is claiming Iran agreed to is obvious bullshit

elon musk after he meets jesus:

The predicament Trump is in, and has been since he started the Iran War with Netanyahu, illustrates why it was so stupid and destructive to start this war in the first place. From the start, there were only two real options: 1) Take seriously all the stated war aims and try to fulfill them, which would require a protracted, self-destructive, devastating, years-long war of the kind Trump spent a decade vowing to avoid, or, 2) End the war quickly and prematurely, and then have to scurry around to find some way to claim that the US "won", which would -- at a minimum -- force Trump to credibly claim he got more than Obama's JCPOA gave, thus justifying all the massive bloodshed, instability and cost from the war. If reports are correct (and it's a big "if"), Trump is choosing option (2). But his case that he actually won anything consequential beyond what the Obama Deal provided is close to laughable, while the losses to the US (and wins for Iran) are self-evident.

Based on Iran’s response here, it really seems like Trump’s plan was: * Announce deal and tell Pakistan to do the same * Do it before the UFC birthday fight * Dictate the terms to Iran publicly * Threaten to nuke them if “deal falls apart” * Hope they take deal

Trump threatens to nuke Iran in a statement ostensibly announcing a peace deal: “Hopefully, this process will all work out quickly, easily, and smoothly. If it doesn’t, we have the ultimate alternative, hopefully never to be used again! Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!”

If this thing really happens tomorrow and we have normal tanker traffic through the Strait of Hormuz for the next 30 days, I will order one of his stupid MAGA hats and wear it around town for a day.

At this late date you can't believe a thing this psycho pedo liar says. It's ALL bullshit. That IS the 'art of the deal': lie, lie, lie, lie, bully, lie, lie, obfuscate, lie, lie (rape kids), lie, lie, kidnap and murder heads of state, lie, steal, cheat, bully, then nap.

The hot war is back by mid-next week. I predict. If Trump does not fuck it up, Bibi most definitely will

Who's watching this shit? Who gives a fuck other than Prez Pedo and MAGAts?

It's not a surprise nobody showed up

I predict: Trump will have an online severe meltdown this weekend. over the Kennedy Center thing.

Jeremy Scahill from @DropSiteNews tells @BreakingPointsN that the Iranian negotiation team added senior psychologists to review draft communications to Trump because they legitimately believe Trump is suffering from mental illness. Other countries are also concerned. Watch

A large elephant promoting Gov. Greg Abbott urinates heavily at the Texas GOP Convention

Jerry Seinfeld said Palestine doesn’t exist. This was actually the subject of my PhD dissertation. Turns out that Arab, Muslims & Christians have been calling Palestine Palestine continuously for more than a millennium. Receipts: academia.edu/34686627/The_In…

There’s nothing like the “chosen people of god”, don’t be deceived. These people use this narrative to get away with the most heinous crimes…

Don't let anyone pretend the UFC cage match debacle on the WH lawn is about anything but a gaudy, lavish, taxpayer-funded birthday party for Trump. Let's talk about why this feels so gross, because it's about a lot more than Trump turning 80. What should be a celebration of America 250 is really a forced celebration for Trump.

I think the way Trump plans to thread the needle on the deal is to brazenly lie about the terms and have conservative media repeat those lies. Frankly, that’s an ok outcome, better than endless war. This below is absurd, but let’s go with it.