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Griffin Parker @GVgalore

create some change ★ Mr. @SodaSeekers ★ Food and Beverage Writer @sporked ★ @daytondotcom Best Auctioneer '22 ★ 🖼: @funsizedblondie ★ 🎞️: @_fracturedfox

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Griffin Parker@GVgalore
27 May 2024
if you've ever wanted to steal my look, do i have good news for you 4th-place-co.printify.me
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Ty Peterson@TyTweeterson
Jun 14
Greatest city on earth ❤️
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Jedi
@dhe3g
Jun 13
Architecture was better when the cocaine was clean and people prioritized spaces where they could stay up and talk all night
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@beha_hun
Jun 13
Thinking about conversation corners
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Degen CPA
@DrewVento
Jun 13
Not one member of Metallica ever appeared on sesame street. Master of puppets my ass.
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メカスマ【公式】
@gsc_mechasmile
Jun 6
＼ #メカスマ 新作展示情報！ ／ #MODEROID ジプシー・デンジャー ＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿ #グッドスマイルフェス 2026東京 にて 彩色モデルを初展示中！ goodsmilefest.com/ 📍ベルサール秋葉原｜入場無料 🔵6/6 (土) 10:00 ~ 21:00 🔴6/7 (日) 10:00 ~ 18:00 #パシフィック・リム #パシリム #PacificRim #グッスマ #プラモデル
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Canti@space_canti
Jun 4
He's mashing X this means he's playing a visual novel
why is cosmo screaming?@cosmohotdog
Jun 3
a “gamer”
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KUSO 🔞 URAGONER gamedev
@kuso_otoko
Jun 3
no, whales are cool, I just didn’t expect them to be chinese
Lana the Bug 🪲💕
@lanabeesfw
Jun 3
They’ve found that sperm whales have such complex language that its structurally comparable to Chinese. They use what are essentially vowels. They have different cultural identity markers for each clan of whales. Thats actually insane.
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this happened to me with a corporately-sponsored tarot reader at a press event. she pulled an upside-down star and tried to ignore the orientation and i had to tell her i knew just enough to know it was Bad
jörg shidmann@tranz_schubert
Jun 3
I paid $10 to get my tarot read and the first card she pulled was a photorealistic image of me getting exploded in front of my house by an oncoming bus
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close enough, welcome back Daft Punk Alive 2007
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RT @chiweethedog: So, This is actually worse than a virus. He was talking about Drake dropping 3 horrible albums.
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finn 💿@Finnematics
May 14
why doesn't she just do this normally is she stupid
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Nyne 🦇 🇵🇸@VampNyne
May 14
Using Tracers pistols and instinctively trying to melee after emptying a clip...
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𝕃𝕚𝕫@Lafiaz
May 14
can she pitch
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sports live tweeter yadira@jonmoxIeys
May 14
omg this diva
New York Yankees
@Yankees
May 14
New promos & first looks 👀 Get your tickets here 🎟️👉 mlb.com/yankees/tickets/prom…
“New Promos & First Looks” for the 2026 season at Yankee Stadium: - Tuesday, June 16 vs. White Sox: House of the Dragon cap night 1st 5,000 guests - Tuesday, June 30 vs. Tigers: Yankees collectible cup night - first 18,000 guests - presented by Premio - Tuesday, July 21 vs. Pirates: Harry Potter Night Aaron Judge Harry Potter Houses bobbleheads -first 18,000 guests - Tuesday, August 4 vs. Cardinals: Yankees bucket hat night - presented by Canon, first 18,000 guests - Friday, August 21 vs. Blue Jays: Cody Bellinger bobblehead night- first 18,000, presented by T-Mobile - Saturday, August 22 vs. Blue Jays: Hello Kitty Yankees bobblehead day - first 18,000, presented by Toyota - Tuesday, August 25 vs. Astros: Yankees rugby shirt night, presented by WFAN - Tuesday, September 8 vs. Rockies: Naruto Night with exclusive Yankees card giveaway - first 18,000 guests - Thursday, September 10 vs. Rockies: Yankees New York or Nowhere knit hat night - presented by Benjamin Moore, first 18,000

ALT “New Promos & First Looks” for the 2026 season at Yankee Stadium: - Tuesday, June 16 vs. White Sox: House of the Dragon cap night 1st 5,000 guests - Tuesday, June 30 vs. Tigers: Yankees collectible cup night - first 18,000 guests - presented by Premio - Tuesday, July 21 vs. Pirates: Harry Potter Night Aaron Judge Harry Potter Houses bobbleheads -first 18,000 guests - Tuesday, August 4 vs. Cardinals: Yankees bucket hat night - presented by Canon, first 18,000 guests - Friday, August 21 vs. Blue Jays: Cody Bellinger bobblehead night- first 18,000, presented by T-Mobile - Saturday, August 22 vs. Blue Jays: Hello Kitty Yankees bobblehead day - first 18,000, presented by Toyota - Tuesday, August 25 vs. Astros: Yankees rugby shirt night, presented by WFAN - Tuesday, September 8 vs. Rockies: Naruto Night with exclusive Yankees card giveaway - first 18,000 guests - Thursday, September 10 vs. Rockies: Yankees New York or Nowhere knit hat night - presented by Benjamin Moore, first 18,000

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microplastics rectifier@facetedcarapace
May 14
You could remove approximately 99% of the mass of my brain and it would still autoplay the Gracie Films jingle when shown this image
cole@juul_survivor
May 13
Last night was a Gracie Films production
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nicky@THECRIMESAGA
May 14
i don't even play fortnite anymore but it would've been so much funnier if it was just a human sized version of this
HYPEX
@HYPEX
May 14
LEGO BATMAN FORTNITE PICKAXE
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Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽
@feraljokes
May 12
It is kind of funny that left Twitter fried gianmarco soreisi for fucking up one time but if a comic is a piece of shit 99 percent of the time and says something woke like once a year like Gillis or mullen they throw a parade
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ABNDESIGNS@abndesigns
May 11
Ever think that Crichton had a vendetta against themeparks because he was like 7 feet tall and couldn't comfortably ride any of the attractions?
Deadline
@DEADLINE
May 11
David Koepp Redraws Michael Crichton's 'Westworld' For Warner Bros Film deadline.com/2026/05/westwor…
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a pride and joy of my collection
Xtine (normie in training)@X_tinek
May 10
fuck it mcdonald's vintage ashtray
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帰る‼️@GOO_HOOME
May 10
#projecthailmary Rocky breakdancing
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Papii🥤
@ammalusty
May 9
boston asks the important question: what if a city wasn't walkable or drivable
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