Sarcasm is an art form | Wolfbibi | Artisanal Sh*tposter and Dank Meme Connoisseur | Canis Lupus Enthusiast | Rarely Tweets Out A Banger
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The political boomers who do not understand sarcasm found The Fat Electrician's post.
Let's send up a prayer for him and hope his faith in humanity gets restored soon. 🙏
The US has 1 trillionaire and 988 billionaires. Their combined net worth is about 8.4 trillion dollars.
If we would just tax these people “fairly,” it would totally solve the $40 trillion national debt. And every other problem in society.
Do the math, guys…
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Gen-X Wolf™ retweeted
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Best tv show that premiered in 1981? FINAL POLL 📺
33%
Hill Street Blues
39%
SCTV
13%
Fall Guy
15%
Greatest American Hero
82 votes • 3 hours
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I really should apologize to Germany, I was unfamiliar with their game.
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Gen-X Wolf™ retweeted
bet you can't name a movie worse than the last jedi
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Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that... Seattle.
World Cup Sign in Seattle Goes Viral After People Mistake the Image for Something Else… 😶🌫️😂
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To all of you New Yorkers, the New York Knicks are worth $10 billion dollars. If we dissolved the franchise we could use that money to end world hunger. Stop celebrating greed.
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Beginning to suspect a few of Flappr's followers are in need of a bonk.
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I knew I made this swap for a reason and that reason has made itself apparent.
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When the homie cares enough to check his boy for a hernia.
Interesting grip by the last guy 🤔
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Gen-X Wolf™ retweeted
Interesting grip by the last guy 🤔
Jun 14
Me being carried to bed after watching 10 straight hours of World Cup football
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Absolutely awful.
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Gen-X Wolf™ retweeted
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"I gave my heart to the Americans and thought of nothing else but raising my banner and adding my colors to theirs."
- Marquis de Lafayette
Jun 13
On June 13, 1777, a 19-year-old French teenager landed on a beach in South Carolina, uninvited, to fight in someone else's war. He would become one of the most important men in American history.
The Marquis de Lafayette was one of the richest young aristocrats in France. He had a beautiful wife, a fortune, and zero reason to risk any of it. But he believed in the American cause so fiercely that when the French king forbade him from going, Lafayette bought his own ship and sailed anyway. He literally went AWOL from a life of luxury to bleed for a country that didn't exist yet.
Congress was annoyed at first. Another foreign officer looking for a paycheck? Then Lafayette offered to serve for free and pay his own way. That got their attention.
He met Washington and the two formed one of the great father-son bonds in American history. Washington had no biological children. Lafayette named his only son George Washington Lafayette.
He took a bullet in the leg at Brandywine and kept rallying the retreat. He was instrumental at Yorktown, the battle that won the war. He went home a hero on two continents.
A foreign teenager believed in America before America did. 249 years ago today.
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i ate a bunch of these as a kid and i haven't been sick in over 20 years. i've never had surgery. never had a cavity. never broken a bone. all 3 balls are fine. never been in a car accident. never been arrested
I want to see the CEO or Founder who made the Big Az Cheeseburger eat it live on camera, I want to see something.
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😂😂😂😂
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Gen-X Wolf™ retweeted
Jun 14
New Mamdani memri TV meme template just dropped:
الي مشجعي كره القدم الراغبين في مشاهده المباريات في ملاعب نيويورك/نيوجرسي.
من فضلكم أعطوا لانفسكم وقت كافي للذهاب
الي المباريات.
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Randy the Metal Rooster gets it.
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Beautiful evening on the farm.
Randy the metal rooster digs it.
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