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I'm far less cruel than this professor as I let my students wipe their eyes on the exam paper
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Hey, Reviewer 2! Wake up. x.com/gcabanac/status/176757…

🤖 So #ChatGPT wrote the first sentence of this @ElsevierConnect article. Any other parts of the article too? How come none of the coauthors, Editor-in-Chief, reviewers, typesetters noticed? How can this happen with regular peer-review? pubpeer.com/publications/CAA…
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More cowbell.
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For those keeping score at home, this is the fourth research misconduct scandal at Harvard in just one month. -Claudine Gay resigned Jan 2 after half of her work was found to contain plagiarized material. -A couple week later, Dana Farber, a Harvard teaching hospital, retracted or corrected 37 papers by its top executives. -Earlier this week, Harvard chief diversity officer Sherri Ann Charleston was accused of plagiarism and data fraud. -And now, a top Harvard neuroscientist has been accused of falsifying data in 21 different papers.
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It's Monday morning. How's that review coming along?
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One of the VPs screwed up so now we need everyone in the college to take a new online training module.
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Are you using an LLM to help write reviews?
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"Why Research Fraud Is Getting Worse" by @waltxyz writing in The James G. Martin Center for Academic Renewal buff.ly/3uAAMQU
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16 Nov 2023
My whole life in an infographic
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If you think that rattling off quotes from Greek philosophers is the right way to do a land acknowledgement, then maybe you're not the right person to do it.
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And @ass_deans is standing on a ladder, testing out her new camera, purchased with the repurposed coffee fund.
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Inhale some helium before reading #Reviewer2's comments out loud.
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Gotta be bad when even Reviewer 2 can't be bothered to read your paper.
Manuscript rejected after 3 months because the journal couldn’t find ONE single reviewer. I hear this is an increasingly common issue across journals. Academics, if we’re not supporting each other to move our fields forward, what are we even doing? @AcademicChatter
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26 Jan 2023
The professor moral panic over ChatGPT will subside when they all start using to write letters of rec.
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Qüïckly. Püt thë böök ïn qüäräntïnë bëförë ït's töö lätë.
A second case of umlaut infection has been found
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How many PhDs does this describe?
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The rest of you suck.
it's the second day of 2023 and the most prolific author of all time already has 4,458 citations this year. scholar.google.nl/citations?…
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Excellent.
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Wait a second, these are not real error bars … the author literally just put the letter “T” above the bar graphs 😭
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