data scientist. @usairforce veteran. 🌈 californian.
Joined August 2012
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Jun 14
I’ve longed for Knicks to win a championship ever since I watched them for the first time on Monday
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me with the SpaceX cafeteria lady after she becomes a billionaire from the IPO
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Jun 11
GET A WARRANT.
DON’T SPY ON ME.
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Jun 9
Or……we could just leave the Middle East & do a Marshall plan-style reconstruction for OUR nation.
Jun 9
TRUMP HINTS AT MARSHALL PLAN-STYLE IRAN RECONSTRUCTION, BUT SAYS THE US WOULD TAKE HALF OF IRAN'S OIL IN RETURN. - ABC NEWS
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Jun 8
Main character syndrome:
Bowen Yang says he left "SNL" because he "never felt central" to the show.
"I never played the dad or the straight-man teacher. I was always kind of there as the seasoning."
Stream the full #ActorsOnActors episode now on the CNN app: cnn.com/videos/title-2570358
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Jun 5
I’ve taken a lot of hits, and I’ve deserved some of them. I beat myself up over them more than you can imagine.
But the grace people have shown me here is truly humbling.
Some of the kindest words have come from the people you’d least expect.
And for that I am so grateful.
This isn’t about me. It’s about every person in recovery who shows up and tries again.
And to everyone still in the fight tonight: you are not alone, I see you.
MAGA supporters have seemingly had a change of heart about attacking the former first son, with many now championing him for his sobriety.
thedailybeast.com/how-hunter…
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It's purely irresponsible to let FISA 702 be reauthorized without a warrant requirement for American citizens.
That's insane.
Jun 5
Pre-dawn development: The Senate just blocked a procedural vote to renew FISA for 3 years, 52 noes to 47 yeas.
GOPers Tuberville, Rick Scott, Paul, Schmitt, Lee, Hawley and Kennedy voted nay.
The installation of Bill Pulte as Acting DNI torched a bipartisan deal on FISA. The GOP needed Dem help on this. But Pulte blew that up as Dems weren’t willing to help.
Current FISA authorization expires in a little more than a week
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Jun 5
We will defend our rights to drink Celsius and its 200 mg of caffeine!
NEW: I launched an investigation into the Celsius energy drink company to protect Texas children from dangerous levels of caffeine.
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Jun 4
Nobody prepares you for how much time you’re gonna have to spend breaking down boxes as an adult
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Jun 4
Every time I buy groceries I understand a little more about the French Revolution.
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IRAN WAR SETTLEMENT (v43)_Final(v6)_FINAL (5.26.2026)(v36)USE THIS VERSION(6.4.2026)(v4)
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Jun 3
Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
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Jun 3
i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.
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Jun 4
I’ve experienced this and sadly FedEx didn’t do anything
Here’s what I do now ever since: I request for important FedEx packages to be held at FedEx locations instead of delivering to my place.
Jun 3
So @Fedex delivers a package and "proves" it by showing a picture of my "mail room". One, that is clearly a front desk. Two, it is not my building.
But FedEx won't do anything about it. I have to contact the shipper. Shipper tells me it has "indeed" been delivered and shows me the same picture.
I have shown them the difference between their picture and my mail room. Am currently awaiting the next steps. Why is it always on the individual to overcome such incompetence?
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Jun 3
California Democrats are the most mediocre Democrats in the country. Sit on immense wealth and a population that gives them supermajorities and basically accomplish nothing except massive dysfunction.
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Jun 3
This quote from @ConanOBrien really touched me:
“I’m not saying the goal is to renounce accomplishments, but rather to metabolize them. If you carry your victories lightly, other qualities: kindness, originality, courage, humor, and humanity have room to emerge.”
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May 31
Tbh I'm actually mad at him for cheating on such a sweet and pretty woman
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