Policy wonk, community advocate, nonprofit communications, obscure comic references. Working for truth, justice, & peanuts. πΊπ³
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Trumpβs signature is actually a abstract sketch of a KKK rally.
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The award for Best Chant of the 2026 World Cup goes to the England fans
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Vice President JD Vance said on "CBS Mornings" that the Trump administration wants "to tell the American people what's in this deal." cbsn.ws/4xGJZTR
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A trove of internal records from a secret society for figures in US politics, finance, and tech was left exposed online, WIRED has confirmed, naming participants in its events and revealing sensitive personal details they were assured would stay private. wired.com/story/leak-exposesβ¦
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Jun 16
The Gastrointestinal system represented as a subway map. Designed by Jack Anderson
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A man dressed in all black scaled the Department of Justice building and tore down the Banner of Trump. How do you feel about this?
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Based on experience, would you say this is accurate?
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A cartoon by Niall Maher.
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Jun 16
Only those that know Monty Python will find this rip-roaringly funny. I am literally rolling on the floor. In my good suit.
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Jun 16
He didn't drain the swamp. He literally installed one.
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Truest cartoon to date
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Jun 15
"Stop trying to make "ΜΆfΜΆeΜΆtΜΆcΜΆhΜΆ"ΜΆ the SAVE America Act happen. It's not going to happen!"
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Jun 15
NEW: Trump said he would veto the reauthorization of a key U.S. surveillance authority if the SAVE America Act were not included in the legislation.
The threat comes after the president claimed last week that the Pentagon wanted to see the measure included in a military spending package. democracydocket.com/news-aleβ¦
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Watchmojo, thank you.
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Donald Trump is amazing. My truck used to hold $60 of gas and now it holds $120 of gas. I don't know how he does it but the man is a jenius.
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Jun 16
RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved this.
Just flew right by the reflecting pool on approach to DCA. Looks like this morningβs hydrogen peroxide bleaching is having an effect on the perimeter.
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βWhere is Vader today?β
βHeβs paying the Rebel Alliance $300 billion dollars after defeating them completely, every day for the last four months, sir.β
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Can't be too long before there's dogfighting in the Rose Garden and whatnot.
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