She only wanted to pet the hamster but, for reasons she didn't understand, things took increasingly stranger turns until she realized it'd got out of control!
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Apparently I'm "inauthentic" ๐ค
Please re-tweet!
#muskIsACunt
#twitterIsACessPit
#fuckTheFarRight
#muskCanStickMyInauthenticityUpHisArse
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Private Eye ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Happy birthday to Mick Hucknall. 66 today!
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everyone in the uk can agree that Nigel Farage is abit of a twat
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Lawyer Peter Stefanovic - whose political films have been watched over a billion times - breaks down Reform's Great Repeal Act line by line: strip day one sick pay, legalise fire and rehire, lift zero-hours protections, repeal the Renters' Rights Act, abolish the Equality Act, and leave the ECHR.
He also notes that almost half of Britons believe net migration has increased when it's fallen 48% to 171,000.
His conclusion: if the media explained Reform's policies, nobody would support them.
Full story at the link below ๐
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When you're a moron, good news is in fact bad news and licensing laws should not exist.
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๐จTwo-Tier justice for the UK!!!
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Thankyou JD Vance, we have so much to learn from America.
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๐จFour out of the six arrested #FarageRiot-ers only turn out to be Reform UK councillors. Great work by @YoungBobRB aiding the police with some great footage!!!
news.sky.com/story/six-more-โฆ
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It's OK everyone - no need to feel pure cold rage at this one.
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Jun 2
Farage is a cancer on our country. He must never be allowed to govern, ever.
'It is inflammatory, it is extremist, it is divisive, it is everything the family didn't want.โ
Former senior police officer Neil Basu tells James O'Brien that he believes Nigel Farage is using Henry Novakโs death to score โpolitical points'.
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Jun 3
Nigel Farage has NOT been arrested for willingly and deliberately inciting riots in Southampton.
Please RT this until he is.
Thank you.
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Himmler here in Southampton thought no one was watching, we were lad, we see you. #FarageRiots #FarageRiots2
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Should Nigel Farage be arrested for inciting riots?
Like - Yes
RT - Instantly
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Jun 3
@metpoliceuk why has he not been arrested for what he said yesterday and the riots that followed??
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I'm a pensioner. My fellow OAPs and I account for 60% of the welfare bill you complain about. And, yes, we worked hard and paid our taxes.
As for families who got a benefits boost, 54% of them are in work. And what is it you do for a living, Susan? Aside from tweeting all day?
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What time is Chris Mason investigating Nigel Farage taking a ยฃ5 million bribe from a crypto billionaire and then lying about his phone being hacked by Russia?
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The press are all over Nicola Sturgeon, who was investigated and released without charge. So glad all I did was take ยฃ5 million to become an MP, ยฃ1m to throw an election, make a couple of dodgy house purchases and lie about Russia hacking my phone.
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People act like immigrants are getting rich off benefits while billionaires and corporations rinse the country dry every year.
And clowns like poor Tommy stay obsessed with Muslims 24/7 because hate and division are their business model.
The more they divide the country, the more attention, funding and support they get from angry people online.
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