Dr. Seuss was a god; I proudly acclaim him. He may be dead now but you really can’t blame him.
Joined September 2012
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26 Apr 2019
I think that I shall never see
A tweet as lovely as a tree.
A tree's grace stretches toward the skies;
A tweet just has likes (and replies).
A tree, if cut, still's not deleted
Unlike the prior crap I've tweeted.
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9 Jan 2025
Challenge…
Write lyrics to the theme from Wallace and Gromit.
* Must rhyme
* Must scan perfectly with the melody
* Must NOT be about Wallace and Gromit
GO!
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31 Oct 2024
This is the ad that triggered Trump operative Charlie Kirk. It would be a real shame if it went viral
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28 Jul 2023
This place desperately needs more people who don't get sarcasm.
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5 Jul 2023
👽: If you have 7 pencils and 4 apples then subtract 1 banana, how many pancakes can you fit in your closet?
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Zero cause aliens don't eat turnips
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5 Jul 2023
9 Jan 2022
The integral t squared d t
From one to the cube root of three
Times the cosine
Of three pi over nine
Is the log of the cube root of e
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28 Jun 2023
Did the person who coined the phrase “one hit wonder” ever come up with anything else?
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26 May 2023
*My Roman playlist*
VIII VI VII - V III NIHIL IX
L ways to leave your lover
I want to party like it's CXCIX
CIX Luftballons
I'm gonna be (D miles)
Summer of LXIX
IX to V
XXV or VI to IV
VII wonders
VII nation army
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23 May 2023
police captain: I told you not to call me unless the case breaks
detective: I'm standing in front of a box of beer that's leaking everywhere. I'd call it a broken case
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22 May 2023
computer virus that only come out when it's a full moon -- malwarewolf
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4 May 2023
him: you have delusions of grandeur
me (adjusting my crown): I do not you peasant
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30 Apr 2023
I only have one question
how do they know his name is Chuck?
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28 Apr 2023
when a tackle shop owner dies without naming a beneficiary, his heirs have to go thru pro bait it took me 3 hours to write this crap send tweet
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27 Apr 2023
him: hey! Weren't you kicked off Facebook?
The: yes I was
(This joke may take a bit of thinking)
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24 Apr 2023
I got food poisoning in church. Dr said it was psalmonella
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