I talk good.

Joined November 2011
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21 Jul 2014
Something angry but charming. Bitter but wise.
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I sure hope you’re governing yourself accordingly
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Tear the bridge down. It looks great and all but fuck that bridge.
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21 Dec 2025
Smile more asshole
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19 May 2025
This meeting could have been a dateline episode
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Long story short…blood everywhere.
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Reciprocal tariffs on dat ass.
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19 Mar 2025
Russian bot accounts with a Canadian flag in the handle are the new Americans putting a Canadian flag on their backpack for travelling.
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Disdain retweeted
"autism didn't exist until recently" have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?
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Yes, but that was that, and this is this.
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Dude put a period after haha and I’m pretty sure that’s enough for a diagnosis of psychopathy.
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20 Dec 2024
Just be a great story
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14 Nov 2024
A rotten egg is the worst thing you could possibly be.
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13 Sep 2024
RT @Mo_Ajudgemind: Good morning to everyone except my mother in law.
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I can scream in different colors.
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Maybe I'm not grumpy. Maybe you're just annoying.
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What the fuck in the fucking fuck is going on around here?
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Really wish a giant sandwich would appear on my lap.
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Wait. This is a game?
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27 May 2023
One thing I’ll never regret is calling in sick all those times.
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28 Apr 2023
Some people don’t get me and that’s a good thing
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