Yesterday I took my four children to the pool.
1.5 year old - refused to be in or near the pool, started furiously screaming NO WA-WA [water] NO NO when brought near the water
3 year old - refused to get out of the pool, claimed she was “being Moana” and “I need FWIM LIKE FISH”
Faced with this conflict, I let the 1.5 year old wander slowly over a grass lawn towards the pool playground, while keeping 1:4 eye on him and 1 3:4 eye on the 3 year old in the water. He continued to scream furiously the whole way. Once he got far enough away, I started half dragging/half cajoling my 3 year old to the playground.
Other mother at the playground: Is this your baby?
Me: Yes.
Other mother: I thought he was lost. He seems very upset.
Me: He is angry.
Other mother: Is he teething?
Me: No.
Anyway, it’s all irrelevant to me what you are doing with your own kid at the playground. Narrate. Don’t narrate. Be on your phone. I do not care. In a just world, we’d all just be able to crack open at a beer at moments like this, at least if it’s near 5 o’clock.
[to be clear: I don’t blame the other mother: I too would be taken aback by the arrival of an extremely angry, apparently unaccompanied 1.5 year old chanting NO WA-WA]
When you go to the playground you find some parents that literally follow their child around, narrating everything, constantly redirecting the child to play with different things, boxing out exploration and play with other children