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16 Apr 2024
I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?
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Chekhov’s Guncle retweeted
The people who don't have enough food to eat are worse than the guy who could end world hunger but chooses not to
Correct. The people on SNAP are about a billion times worse for the country than the guy building rocket ships and electric cars.
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Chekhov’s Guncle retweeted
It’s really fucked up the situation they put DC in.
He’s lying. The rhetorical “Why would I do that?” is obvious—to protect the sport he actually cares about. Dana told him his career would be over if he didn’t delete it so now he has to say “I got hacked or something.”
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🤔DC is asked about the Eric Trump tweet and completely denies it
“Not real, can’t believe you guys believed that, I got hacked or something”
via @NicholasBallasy
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Chekhov’s Guncle retweeted
"Philadelphia has a cursed Hard Rock Cafe" is honestly just fun world building. Love this development.
BREAKING: The Ecuadorians have captured the Hard Rock Cafe ahead of their #WorldCup match
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Chekhov’s Guncle retweeted
MY MAYOR ILLITERATE
MY HOAGIES LEGITIMATE
MY PRINCESS IS DI
FLY EAGLES FLY
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Chekhov’s Guncle retweeted
The right wing thinks civilization means killing eachother and developing better weapons to keep killing eachother and doing that forever
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Jun 11
the future depends on your ability to make people who think shit like this live in perpetual fear of being socially and economically ostracized for stating their repulsive opinions out loud
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Jun 11
My natural dislike for Gwyneth Paltrow is justified
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Jun 10
I get hangxiety from things I did while sober when I’m high
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Jun 10
this is the type of thing tracy jordan would say right before Kabletown has to decide whether to renew a tenth season of TGS
Tracy Morgan says he “can’t stand teachers” because “they have a limit... that’s all they’re ever going to be.”
Stream the full #ActorsOnActors episode now on the CNN app: cnn.com/videos/title-2570358
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Chekhov’s Guncle retweeted
Social media was such a mistake... but also signing up to be a SAHM to a $40,000 earner in 2026??????
Jun 10
But yeah, there’s SAHM of three whose husband makes 40K a year and posted that she “doesn’t understand how families afford vacation,” but she was comparing herself to a mom who works in FAANG (and so does her husband), they only have 1 child, and they go to Italy every summer.
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Jun 10
Wow. Must miss TV!
Jun 9
Jay Leno, Stephen A. Smith, and Louis C.K. will lead the celebration as Bill Maher accepts the Mark Twain Prize at the Kennedy Center on June 28th, with Woody Harrelson, John Mellencamp, and Whitney Cummings also appearing.
The ceremony will be filmed for a Netflix special.
consequence.net/2026/06/bill…
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Chekhov’s Guncle retweeted
The New Yorker exposé of the Tate brothers is long but essential reading. These men are cartoonishly evil; if a novelist invented them, it would feel like hack writing. I'm going to share a paywall-free link in the next tweet, because as many people as possible need to read this.
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Jun 10
Incredible indictment of how most normal people in comedy hate Bill Maher’a guts
Jun 9
Jay Leno, Stephen A. Smith, and Louis C.K. will lead the celebration as Bill Maher accepts the Mark Twain Prize at the Kennedy Center on June 28th, with Woody Harrelson, John Mellencamp, and Whitney Cummings also appearing.
The ceremony will be filmed for a Netflix special.
consequence.net/2026/06/bill…
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Jun 9
I’m so glad I encountered the Lucky You fly tag for the first time, as intended: taking the pants off of a theatre major on a lofted bed in a Fordham dorm room when I was 18
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Jun 9
RIP Anna Nicole Smith you would have loved GLP-1s and vapes
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Jun 9
Inside you there are two Cole Escolas
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Jun 9
Pedophiles and private equity have ruined America and, more importantly, the New York Knicks home court advantage
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Chekhov’s Guncle retweeted
Actually apart from Trump’s health, the story that really made me convinced media outlets are silencing themselves was the Homan bribery story. The guy was literally caught on FBI hidden camera taking $50k in a Cava bag. Should be catnip for DC journalists! Barely covered.
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Unreal to me that they caught this guy taking a bribe with *the literal bag of money in his hand* and he's still a top White House advisor and no one talks or thinks about it anymore
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Jun 6
i am not a new yorker bc i was born there, i am a new yorker bc a rat once ran over my sandal-clad foot while i was walking thru the 14th street underpass to get on the f to get to my shift as a hostess at a seafood brunch place in carroll gardens and when i got there i got fired
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