Happy with that description Grok

Brits get it Beans on toast is a poor persons food Grits is a poor persons food But at least beans on toast is healthy Grits is a slop of flour milk and sausage fat and maybe a mushroom or two

One Nation HQ, James Ashby fires questions at Pauline Hanson to prepare her for tomorrow: "What's Australia's population?" "What did you mean when you said there are no good Muslims?" "When's your birthday? Nope, try again. When's your birthday? Closer. One more time. When's your birthday? Good. Maybe write it on your hand" "Would One Nation raise the GST?" "Are you going to move to the lower house?" "Hitler - good or bad? C'mon, don't hesitate Pauline. Again - Hither - good or bad? Oh Jesus. Let's hope they don't ask that one"

Would love Maiden to ask Hanson about this tomorrow at the @PressClubAust

Pauline Hanson’s One Nation is outsourcing work to the country, where the going rate is around $4 to $8 per hour. Full story: bit.ly/4xxsbds

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🚨🇺🇸 ÚLTIMA HORA La cadena MSN informa que a Marco Rubio y Pete Hegseth se les comunicó de forma tajante: "Si continúan oponiéndose al acuerdo con Irán, serán destituidos de sus cargos." Trump enloqueció completamente.

This One Nation “rise” could be squashed in mere minutes if our journalists just did their jobs and held her accountable for her BS Instead, most of them are just acting like propaganda agents for Rinehart and Murdoch As infuriating as it is pathetic

beans and toast are not 'fine cuisine' you twat they are a STRUGGLE FOOD.

I mean…..the guy has form. Who yells at Grandmas?!?

During the 94 world cup they kidnapped Brazilian soccer player Romário’s dad and the guy said that if they didn’t find his dad, he wouldn’t play in the cup the entire country became invested in finding him. Police received countless tips, and even local drug traffickers and the cartels reportedly helped look for him because they didn’t want anything to jeopardize Brazil’s World Cup chances. They found his dad alive and well and arrested the kidnappers. Brazil went on to win the 1994 World Cup, with Romário being one of the tournament’s standout players and winning the Golden Ball( player of the tournament ) as the competition’s best player.

Wait until the Yanks find out about Wensleydale and Fruitcake!

He cheated on her multiple times during their relationship and she forgave him every time and defended him publicly. She also has helped him raise his two kids from previous relationships and treat them as her own. She supported him throughout his entire career and helped him get healthy again too. Now he’s the one leaving her. Ladies this is why you need to stop forgiving him bum ass men who don’t deserve you. If they cheat, LEAVE. Give an ugly man a chance and he’ll act like he rules the world.

Advice for Americans in the UK: if you are spreading yellow mustard on something and the Brits around you are nudging one another and making Muttley noises, you are using Colman's and you are about to squirt napalm into your sinuses

RT @carinaabee_x: The World Cup has confirmed that geography is taught somewhere between "not well" and "not at all" in North America.

Karl has now gone full cooker.

"In four years, you don't have to vote again. We'll have it fixed so good, you're not gonna have to vote." - Trump in July 2024 He meant every word of it.

Your phone charger can electrocute a toddler who pokes a fork into the socket. The British plug cannot. That difference comes from a 1947 engineering project that refused every shortcut and turned a household plug into one of the most deliberately safe objects ever mass-produced. Britain published BS 1363 in 1947, built for the post-war housing boom. The country was wiring millions of new homes at once and needed one standard that would work safely for everyone. They picked the most paranoid option available. The earth pin (the large top prong) is longer than the other two. When you push a British plug in, the earth pin goes in first. Inside the socket, it presses a lever that opens two metal shutters covering the live and neutral slots. A fork pushed into an empty British socket hits only shutters. The shutters block it. The two conducting pins are also coated in plastic for their lower half. A plug halfway out of the wall is still safe to touch. You would have to pull it completely clear before any live metal is exposed. Inside every plug is its own fuse. UK homes wire their sockets in a loop called a ring circuit, which runs at 32 amps, enough to melt a lamp's cord if the cord fails. So each plug carries a fuse matched to the appliance: 3 amps for a lamp, 13 for a kettle. When something goes wrong in your appliance's wiring, only that plug's fuse blows. The standard US plug (flat two-pin or three-pin) has none of the pin coating and no individual fuse. American building codes began requiring shuttered outlets in new construction in 2008, decades after Britain made shutters standard. Even those newer shuttered versions lack pin coating and plug-level fuses. Britain's plug is bulky because a fuse, a shutter mechanism, insulated pins, and three contact prongs all need room. The plug looks the way it does because safety engineers refused to sacrifice any of those features to make it smaller, and that decision is now 79 years old.

As a gesture of my support The House of Devantier has just released a new ice-cream in Violet's honour. I have her permission to post this.

I work part-time at McDonald’s. 🍔 I flip patties. I take orders. I salt fries. 🍟 And despite the criticism, the jokes, and the people who look down on me, I’m not embarrassed. I’m a mom doing what I have to do to provide, survive, and keep moving forward. Every honest dollar matters. No job is beneath me when my responsibilities are depending on me. You can laugh if you want, but my bills don’t care about pride. My kids don’t eat opinions. So I’ll keep showing up, working hard, and doing the best I can with what I have. ❤️ bc I had a 🏠🔥 and need this 

Can I get some bookie odds on which party will post DMs first during the breakup