Traditional Catholic. Husband. Father. Promoter of puns and dad jokes. Super fan of the Super Fans.
Joined November 2020
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2 Aug 2023
If you or anyone you know suffers the tragedy of a miscarriage I am more than happy to provide a casket for your beautiful child. Please just DM. No charge.
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I always thought this would be my last post if I had a chance. But it can't be.
Jesus loves you, is seeking you, and wants to be with you forever in Heaven. Accept his love and his gracious gift of a Church and Sacraments. They aren't a burden, they are a delight.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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Feeling nostalgic. If you wouldn't mind, please comment your favorite thing about my account before I delete tonight.
I'll be deleting this account after this weekend. I've been spending too much time here and have used it as an escape from difficulties rather than face them.
Please reach out if you'd like contact info.
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I'll be deleting this account after this weekend. I've been spending too much time here and have used it as an escape from difficulties rather than face them.
Please reach out if you'd like contact info.
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This can be used to prove that any number doesn't exist because the probably that a number is a given number is 1 out of infinity
Jan 15
2 is the only even prime.
But the total number of primes is infinite.
Therefore the probability that a given prime number is even is 1 over infinity, or zero.
Hence it’s impossible for a prime number to be even — and hence 2 does not exist.
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Amazing idea
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You're not hardcore
Unless you live hardcore
And the legend
Of the rent
Was way hardcore!
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Just saw my life flash before my eyes as I sneezed while holding a full cup of coffee whilst standing on carpet.
Somehow I emerged unscathed. But I am forever a changed man.
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Little women can never be properly captured in a movie. Even a mini-series is pushing it. It needs a full series.
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Almost a year since the last post. I miss this account.
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Possibly the worst take I've seen since my wife agreed to let me take her off the market and marry her.
Jan 12
Yeah, I actually only have one reason for not preferring that combo: of all the Starburst flavors, pink is the least pleasant tasting. That's really all it is.
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You get a two pack of starburst. What are you hoping for?
I want pink pink.
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.@SupremeCrusader would have commented the ICE officer was justified just by the fact it was a woman driver and he feared for his life.
I wish he could be here to make that joke.
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Might be the funniest thing I've ever an on this app
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He was and is in-Vince-able
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The last post from a far holier man than me. Pray for the repose of his soul.
I'm sorry to hear that. Praying for a quick recovery for your whole household.
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Supreme Puntiff Jeff retweeted
To @SupremeCrusader.
May God have mercy on you and grant you His armor.
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May the souls of the faithful departed, through the mercy of God, rest in peace.
Please pray for me, I'm sick as a dog. Got a fever and a little bit of junk in my throat.
So, how has your New Year's been so far? LOL
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