She/her. Writes, lawyers & teaches stuff. Animal whisperer. Loud about Lyme/Fibro. Probably drinking coffee, listening to music, & planning a trip somewhere.
Joined August 2009
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Jess Capelle / Jessa Dean retweeted
4 Jul 2024
Well he would, since he wrote it.
4 Jul 2024
BREAKING: Putin says he supports Trump's plan to end the war in Ukraine..
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Jess Capelle / Jessa Dean retweeted
4 Jul 2024
When Kansas City has needed millions for better buses, infrastructure, and healthcare support for all, @JoeBiden has been there for us. That’s the same story in cities and towns across America.
That’s why I’m proud to stand with Joe this 4th of July and every day.
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11 Jun 2024
This whole thing is absolutely bonkers but the whole you can’t appeal thing... WTAF?!
And admitting the ex parte communication took place?! 😒
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30 May 2024
I love this thread so much
28 May 2024
Thread of movie scenes inspired by art 🧵
1. Shutter Island - Klimt's Kiss
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30 May 2024
So here for it!
30 May 2024
It’s the final timeline. The Umbrella Academy Season 4 premieres August 8 on Netflix 🌂🚇🐙🎅
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29 May 2024
I can relate, Ben.
28 May 2024
I’m having a Ben Affleck summer (I’m stressed out with an iced coffee)
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8 Jan 2024
The response to this from @Uber_Support is again that my order isn’t eligible for a refund. For an item the restaurant didn’t have. They told the driver, and the driver messaged me in the app to tell me before he delivered the order. It’s a BS response & straight up theft.
8 Jan 2024
Hey @Uber since your chat people suck, maybe your people on here can explain how it isn’t theft for you to tell me my order isn’t eligible for a refund when you have confirmation from the driver that the restaurant was out of the item you’re still charging me for.
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8 Jan 2024
Hey @Uber since your chat people suck, maybe your people on here can explain how it isn’t theft for you to tell me my order isn’t eligible for a refund when you have confirmation from the driver that the restaurant was out of the item you’re still charging me for.
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21 Nov 2023
I’m sadly not surprised, but this is disgusting. Apparently it was the 3rd one he’d let go like that.
20 Nov 2023
Wheelchair users have been trying for ages to raise awareness about their wheelchairs being broken so often when they fly, and the devastating impact this has on them.
@AmericanAir baggage handlers decided to give a demonstration of how much they enjoy breaking them 😡
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Jess Capelle / Jessa Dean retweeted
14 Sep 2023
one of my 7th graders just brought back a book and said "I realized I didn't like scary books," as they checked out a happy romance. And, yet again, this is why WE TRUST STUDENTS WITH THEIR OWN READING CHOICES. I cannot stress enough that kids GET this.
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14 Sep 2023
Literally the bare minimum requirements. 😂
14 Sep 2023
Barista: what can I get you
Sagittarius: unlimited freedom, 5 million dollars & a sick leather jacket
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14 Sep 2023
Reading this was stressful & exhausting. 😂
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Jess Capelle / Jessa Dean retweeted
8 Sep 2023
Did you see Roll Call's ableist cartoon yesterday?
The daily experience of Americans with disabilities has no business being the punchline in any joke.
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8 Sep 2023
This thread is a must read, especially the part about how Roll Call cropped the cartoon later to take out problematic text. 🤬 I’m also going to RT Sen. Duckworth’s response which is excellent of course.
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8 Sep 2023
This result is common. People faking their illnesses is not. Also 1/5000 people means EDS is not rare. Do the freaking math. 🤬
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Jess Capelle / Jessa Dean retweeted
20 Aug 2023
I remember so many conservatives telling me someday I will grow out of the ‘liberal feminist thing’ — when was that supposed to happen exactly? Because I’ve been liberal and feminist my whole life and have only gotten more sure, more angry, more informed, and way fucking louder.
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Jess Capelle / Jessa Dean retweeted
18 Aug 2023
The beginner’s guide for @radiohead
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18 Aug 2023
I love this thread 😂
17 Aug 2023
Our gardener has just been asked to stop walking around in our garden because he is, and I quote,
"Spoiling the shot" This from a woman who is filming a video segment where she is standing at my gates claiming she is holidaying at her "summer house"
My house !!!
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18 Aug 2023
Okay seriously? WTF is wrong with people that they’d do this to their young child & laugh & keep filming? This is so messed up.
16 Aug 2023
The way social media makes people do crazy shit like this to their children… we are so detached man
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Jess Capelle / Jessa Dean retweeted
17 Aug 2023
babe, what if we kissed outside the temporary hospital for scurvy-ridden whalemen who had been trapped in the ice for months
ALT image of blue plaque marking the site of Mrs Humphrey's temporary hospital for scurvy-ridden whalemen who had been trapped in the ice for months
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