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Just a thought. Wes Streeting owes his political status to the support he’s received over years from Peter Mandelson & Morgan McSweeney at Labour Together. He wouldn’t make a move against Keir Starmer without Mandelson’s say so. So look on this as Mandelson’s & Morgan’s revenge.

Hi @Rovers you seem to keep plastering our faces over your emails and whats app are we entitled to a free season ticket as payment please thanks 😅

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Extraordinary story indeed. Presumably, if it's not true then Farage, Johnson & Harborne will want to sue Ben Habib for defamation to clear their names. Thevm Electoral Commission also newd to get a grip on the Harborne story and show they have some backbone.

Extraordinary allegations from @benhabib6 !! Ben Habib alleges that Nigel Farage & Boris Johnson were paid £1m each by Christopher Harborne to essentially rig the election in favour of Johnson. He also claims the undeclared £5m "gift" Farage received in 2024 from Harborne was payment for Farage to take over as party leader of Reform UK and stand in Clacton.

It's not too late to delete this Julia

So impressive that they can do this, what with all the genocide and famine going on around them. The struggle is real ✊🏻

Off you pop Nando’s, take your overpriced chicken elsewhere 👋🏼

Please @Hillingdon can you tell the residents what action are you taking to try and prevent this from happening? It must be costing taxpayers an absolute fortune.

Cranford Lane residents have made multiple reports to @Hillingdon about the huge, long term flytipping along the whole length of our home. Can you please help us @johnmcdonnellMP and @HeathrowVil_Lab we feel abandoned.

If you must know, I was going to a chemist with my daughter-in-law, to get some medicine for her unwell husband….my son. Hatred is a dreadful weakness.

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Fans in these parts too @GeorgeElek

There is no water shortage in the UK. Just a shortage of water management. They want the public to be responsible for managing water rather than doing the job they are very well paid to do.

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So, at what point were you going to publicly announce that your home game Vs @Wealdstone_FC is in jeopardy due to pitch issues, rather that hide it away as a tiny footnote on your fixture list? Not the slightest consideration for away fans. Who's going to compensate them?

63rd when you add the extras