Scrum Master - PSM III, Agile Coach and Facilitator | Co-Creator of scrumlake.com - @scrumlake | Ambassador for seriousscrum.com - @seriousscrum
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21 Feb 2021
Had a great time diving into @scrumlake co-creative workshop last night with these fab people visit scrumlake.com to register for our next workshop on the 10th of March linkedin.com/posts/activity-โฆ
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John Albrecht retweeted
May 29
I GOT THE DOMAIN! I FINALLY GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!1 ๐ฅณ๐
Paintโ.NET is now at paint.net!
Well, it will be just as soon as I push all the buttons to migrate content and set up redirects from getpaintโ.net etc. For now it's just a "hey go here" redirect page.
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John Albrecht retweeted
May 27
A reminder that, under our soil, we have 1.5 billion barrels of oil, 150 billion cubic meters of natural gas and 300 years' supply of coal.
ofgem.gov.uk/press-release/eโฆ
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John Albrecht retweeted
Apr 12
There is testing for them. They just donโt ask to be tested for it yet alone be offered to be tested for it and if they are, theyโll most likely decline but then againโฆ a lot of men donโt even go get tested regardless. This is why i tell everyone in a relationship to get tested.
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it's incredibly common, just not normal
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"Makes >$500k a year."
Which means a man who makes even one cent under that is out of the running. Which is, in actuality, 99.99% of men. And she can't figure out where her options are?
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John Albrecht retweeted
Apr 7
> If she's actually attractive and not a total bummer to be around
yes she's gorgeous and amazing to be around that's why someone has to put her on a jumbotron on X to get a date
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John Albrecht retweeted
Mar 31
Keir Starmer and Scott Mills caught playing with Clarksonโs bulls.
Clarkson was left furious and tore across the countryside with James May in hot pursuit, as Labourโs day got even rougher with Karl Turner losing the whip.
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John Albrecht retweeted
We analysed every property resale across London in 2025 using HM Land Registry data.
Overall loss rate: 12.9%
But some areas are 2-3x higher:
E14 (Canary Wharf): 34.3%
NW9 (Colindale): 30.6%
E16 (Royal Docks): 28.9%
SE10 (Greenwich): 28.7%
W14 (West Kensington): 24.7%
Which area do you want us to look at next?
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John Albrecht retweeted
Mar 27
sam met with him this week and said "this should be a company. this should be easy to do, but it is not yet"
the science is solved
the entire pipeline from tumor biopsy to mRNA construct should already be automated
we are bottlenecked on paperwork written and signed off by people who will never meet the patient
x.com/sama/status/2037396826โฆ
Mar 27
The coolest meeting I had this week with was Paul, who used ChatGPT and other LLMs to create an mRNA vaccine protocol to save his dog Rosie. It is amazing story.
"The chat bots empowered me as an individual to act with the power of a research institute - planning, education, troubleshooting, compliance, and yes, real scientific design work in converting genomic data to a vaccine prescription and designing the treatment protocol around it. But they worked alongside humans at every step. The combination is what made it possible."
It immediately got me thinking "this should be a company".
Also, Paul is an extraordinary guy. This should be easy to do, but it is not yet.
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John Albrecht retweeted
Mar 24
They thought we were mad on the pod when we talked about likelihood of 40% drops a few years ago.
Sold for ยฃ950k in Dec 25
Previously sold in 2016 for ยฃ1.3m (ยฃ1.8m inflation adjusted)
rightmove.co.uk/house-pricesโฆ
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John Albrecht retweeted
Mar 23
The head of British Gas, Chris O'Shea, has become the latest industry figure to contradict Ed Miliband's claim that drilling the North Sea won't bring down energy prices by calling on the Government to do precisely that. dailysceptic.org/2026/03/23/โฆ
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John Albrecht retweeted
Mar 22
Very sad to see Philip Castle has died. He painted the iconic artwork for the original Elite:
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This will be the best selling drug ever, men love raw sex, their fear of STDs has been solved by instant test kits. Their only worry was pregnancy, with this pill, men will be having sex with no commitment whatsoever
Men will now be in control of reproduction and knowing men, they'll wait for as long as they want. Whilst women can't do the same, they have a biological clock
And the fact that this will reduce partenity fraud and trapping men with pregnancy. All the rich and famous men will be taking this pill, having countless sex, zero fears of a baby being pinned on them
This is actually bad for women!!!
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John Albrecht retweeted
Mar 19
Just an everyday tale of infrastructure in the UK โ how to spend ยฃ179m on not building a tunnel.
Stonehenge tunnel officially scrapped - after more than ยฃ179,000,000 spent on plan lbc.co.uk/article/stonehengeโฆ
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John Albrecht retweeted
Mar 16
Government is making an announcement on youth unemployment this morning - good that they have woken up the problem they have created:
A quick thread:
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John Albrecht retweeted
Mar 11
There's a "valid argument" the tax hike was mistake says Reeves
No kidding.
Mar 11
Asked about rising youth unemployment, Rachel Reeves concedes there is a 'valid argument' that she should not have hiked employers' NI in her first Budget, but insists the money was needed to repair public services like the NHS
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Keir Starmer summons Bungle and Zippy to an extraordinary Cabinet meeting about British deployments to Iran.
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Wow, thatโs crazy. Almost like when you penalise graduates with a 51% marginal tax after ยฃ50k they suddenly value their time more.
Mar 1
A great set of graphs in the FT today as part of Tej Parikh's article entitled 'Britainโs rising tax on ambition.'
The graphs demonstrate describe "an economic system that actively discourages" a work ethic.
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