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The funniest part of Forrest Gump is that he has the IQ of the average black American.
Don’t forget that Civil Rights meant lowering the threshold for ‘Mental Retardation’ by 1 standard deviation. Why? Integrated schools suddenly found themselves with huge numbers of Retards and they were all Black.
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> be 24yo Cornell kid > some guy hounds you for 3 interviews you finally say nah I’m good > later find out the guy, @EinhornGabe, is Jewish > tell him your experiences with jews haven’t been great > guy immediately doxxes you, leaks your full name and email has your personal life investigated all over one comment > tags Bill Ackman drags in Palantir co-founder hands the whole thing to the media > jew York Post runs a full article “antisemitic college kid refuses to work for jews” > pure victimhood porn > proven right in minutes > all this because a goy said no thanks to working for jews > the pattern recognizes itself > the goyim know
Antisemitic Cornell student turns down interview because he's 'not interested in working for a Jew' trib.al/NRIMqqR
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Does anyone have that Tucker Carlson "Kill yourself! Hahaha!" clip? I have so many uses for it and I lost it
Elon Musk is a real-life Bond villain ft.trib.al/zAOuVKk
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Swiping to the next Tinder profile
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Scientology is an abusive cult but it still is much much healthier for its adherents than going to therapy.
Someone should write an article on how Scientology has shielded him from falling into the standard Hollywood leftism that most of the other actors believe in
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He looks like a wax figure of James Lipton
i can’t stop thinking about the bassist of twisted sister and his fucked up dye job
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Іt ԝаѕ ոіggеrs аgаіո?
BREAKING: Boston police searching for two suspects who staged an ARMED robbery at a children’s LEMONADE STAND Suspects described as black males aged 11 and 14. Even lemonade stands aren’t safe.
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Trump meeting with the Vampiric High Council again?
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They say the SAME THING every time they make a new Fable game, and it always ends up being "dance and fart for NPCs to clap."
Fable NPC system is so sophisticated the devs are calling it a "life simulator" You build reputation through your actions in the game, then each NPC has a different opinion of you based on your reputation. You might have to become a rich business owner to impress and date one of the NPCs in the game, but another NPC will hate you for being so rich. As a consequence, that NPC could increase the prices on their merchandise when you visit their store. Even small actions such as giving money to the homeless or evicting people out of their houses will impact your reputation, and this can be done at a very large scale, because you could: - Buy every home in the world of Fable - Evict everyone out of their homes - Have every NPC now live on the street Possibilities are quite literally endless here
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Happy Pride Month
> new STD > the bacteria jumped to a human who had “””direct close contact””” with an infected animal and has now gone human-to-human > only gay men are getting it > is spreading through bathhouses > causes disgusting skin lesions they’re baking AIDS from scratch again.
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When when I'm watching a police bodycam video and they've already told the suspect to drop the knife approximately 17,496 times.
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male in a dress: “that’s obviously a woman” a thin woman: “that’s obviously a 5 year old”
À quelle putain de moment est ce que ces tarés voient ils un corps d'enfant ?
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Replying to @Eyaaaad
Los Dioses hindúes viendo al men de pie hace 12 años.
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They arent human in the sense that White people understand.
“I didn’t want the ducklings in my yard.” So she drove over them. 11 baby ducklings killed. She now faces 11 felony counts of animal cruelty. Import the third world, become the third world.
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"With a family and home left behind" Yeah... and all of the women and children and elderly.
“Dear migrants, before I say any other word to you, I want to bow before your dignity. “You are not numbers or case files. “You are people — with a family and a home left behind, with dreams that no one has the right to scorn.” — Pope Leo XIV
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If you name him "I say," everyone talks like Foghorn Leghorn.
I’ll miss being able to name Link in the OOT Remake because it was funny to do funny stuff with the text 😭
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Bro loves American Eagle
Defender tu barrio y tú familia no es delito, es un DEBER .💪🇪🇦
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English teenager was jailed for trying to behead a Kurdish barber with an axe. You won’t see this talked about by the “patriots”.
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“You can’t say such horrible things about immigrants, Nick! Have you ever even met one?” “Yes, Ms. Granger. I have.”
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Getting raped by community notes twice in two posts. Art.
Replying to @Allar990
Daniel Penny snuck up behind Jordan Neely and choked him to death and people like you justified it and called it self defense. So I'm not taking you seriously at all
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Daniel Penny did not “sneak up.” Neely boarded the subway ranting threats to kill passengers (“I’m going to kill you”), scaring riders. Multiple witnesses (incl. Black passengers) testified Penny intervened to protect them. Penny was acquitted of criminally negligent homicide. abc7news.com/post/daniel-pe…
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This you with the zesty haircut and teddy bear? Why are you all gay? Does prison turn you gay? Or is going to prison the goal BECAUSE you're all gay?
Replying to @bAnthonYsr
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