Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.

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I’ve used this adorable octopus trucking his ass off 4 times in separate places tonight and I love his unstoppable energy and you know what this guy on his way is my spirit animal in 2020
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It's weird how the slow-thinkers don't get mad when someone wins a massive lottery payout, but building a successful business is a trigger.
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Again it’s remarkable how unremarkable it is that major left wing pundits justifying breaking officers spines with hammers because of their retarded politics. They’ll justify a black teen stabbing a white teen for being asked to leave because of their retarded politics. They’ll justify the mob burning down storefronts because of their retarded politics. They’ll justify your death too.
You were part of a government that murdered tens of thousands of people and then you went on TV to justify those murders.
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“If you listen to what I tell you to do, I will not let you fail” Trauma surrounding firearms is very real. Patience, empathy and compassion is how you overcome it. From scared to excited to confident. This is what healing looks like. Thank you @MossbergCorp for your support with our mission to arm the women with education, confidence and self-defense. ⭐️
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Is she actually lecturing us about rich people from the back of a limousine 🤣
Elon Musk just became the world's first trillionaire. This needs to be a wake up call.
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A good reminder that con men are excellent at appealing to pathos. They use emotional stories, even true stories, to redirect your attention from the fact that they’re scoundrels who can never be trusted.
To everyone so eager to cancel someone for a tattoo they got at age 22, a drunk text, a selfie they took in the middle of a mental health crisis: Show us your laptop. Show us your iCloud. Open your entire digital life to your worst enemy. No context. No filter. No explanation. You won’t. You won’t because you know what I know. Any one of us, frozen at our worst moment, photographed in our lowest hour, looks like a monster. Looks like a stranger. Looks like someone who deserves to be cast out. That is not who we are. My mom and baby sister were killed in a car accident when I was just a kid. Cancer took my brother Beau, my best friend and my rock. I battled alcoholism. I battled addiction. I chose the coward’s way out more times than I can count. For years I believed the defining chapters of my life were written by tragedy, loss, and shame. I no longer believe that. Pain can shape us. Loss can humble us. Failures can leave scars that never fully fade. But none of them have the authority to define us. And it sure as hell ain’t the critic that counts. That authority belongs to us alone-the person in the arena. Every setback presents a choice. Play the victim, or cut the bullshit and take ownership for who we become next. Life does not determine our character. It reveals it. Again and again we are asked the same question. When shit happens, what next? We are not defined by what happened to us. We are not defined by the worst photo, the worst text, the worst tattoo, the worst night. We are defined by the person we choose to become. And by the courage to choose that person, every single day. So before you reach for the gavel - show us your laptop. You won’t. The whole world saw mine. And I am still here. Still becoming. Still choosing. Still standing. That is the only definition that matters.
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A beverage called Liquid Death and it’s literally just flavored water wtf
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Like it should at least have a little bit of fentanyl right
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SpaceX (Like this tweet and see what happens)
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Hahaha now I have stolen your Netflix login suckers hahaha
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Tell me what ridiculous things could we do if we were entitled to Elon’s money
Replying to @CarlLake867
We could buy every household a llama! We could pay for Apple TV subscriptions for everyone for 14 months!!
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Soooo many commies making shit up at the things we could do if we took Elon’s money. The reality is that if you confiscated the entirety of his wealth it would fund our current level of government services for three months
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Imagine how much wampum tribe could get if best hunter had to give up buffalo they killed
Elon Musk just became the world's first trillionaire. The typical American household would have to work more than 11 MILLION years to make Elon Musk's level of wealth. We need a wealth tax.
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Blocked me before I could respond to him in another thread and now threatening to get me fired (good luck, nothing what I say is particularly controversial), but here he is in case you all want to see what a pussy looks like
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Happy Friday to all who celebrate
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Approaching my silver fox era, but not quite there so more of a gray stoat
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Dems will look you straight in the face and tell you this is evil while they advocate to steal more of your money to pay for hospice scams in California
A man working as a welder at SpaceX for $28 an hour has just become a millionaire. Juan Hernandez, who came from Mexico, welded rockets for SpaceX at $28 an hour. SpaceX gave him $10,000 in stock when he went full time in 2015, and he bought more with every paycheck for 10 years. $SPCX is now trading at $167, making his shares worth over $1 million.
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The most envious, Marxist, redistributive person in the world isn't the guy busting his hump to frame a house, or the guy grinding out DoorDash...it's the smug guy worth 7 or 8 figures staring at a trillionaire he considers socially beneath him.
Jimmy Kimmel warned against "obscenely wealthy weirdo" Elon Musk becoming the world's first trillionaire. Watch: rollingstone.com/tv-movies/t…
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The violence in Belfast is wrong. Burning homes is wrong. Attacking innocent people is wrong. None of that should be excused. The thing is, Many governments have forgotten something fundamental: > Public opinion is data. When large numbers of people are saying they are worried about immigration, cultural change, crime, housing, social cohesion, or the future of their communities, the government's first response should not be, "How do we stop people from saying this?" The first response should be: "WHY are people saying this?" Maybe they're right. Maybe they're wrong. Maybe the problem is real. Maybe the problem is exaggerated. Maybe people are working from incomplete information. Maybe they're being manipulated by propaganda. Maybe government statistics are failing to capture something people are experiencing firsthand. Maybe government statistics are correct, but the public has lost trust in the institutions presenting them. You don't find out which explanation is true by threatening, censoring, or criminalizing speech. You find out by listening. A smart government treats public complaints as a diagnostic tool. If people believe crime is rising, investigate. If people believe immigration is causing social problems, investigate. If people believe courts are protecting some groups while punishing others, investigate. If people believe the government is hiding information, publish more information. The goal is not to validate every fear. The goal is to understand it. People do not become less afraid when you tell them they're forbidden from expressing fear. They become more afraid. They become more suspicious. Eventually they conclude that if peaceful speech is ignored, only louder methods will get attention. That does not justify riots. It does not justify violence. It does not justify burning homes. But it does explain why governments that stop listening eventually find themselves confronted by people who have stopped talking and start fighting. Free speech is not merely a right. It is an early warning system. A government that disables its own warning system should not be surprised when it discovers the fire only after the building is already burning.
This is shocking. Nobody should be defending this thuggery. All of the events in Belfast are sickening.
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The Governor of California is interviewing a cocaine addict felon on why we need to elect a Nazi death squad enthusiast who batters women
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‘Show me YOUR PHONE. Give me access to YOUR ICLOUD' — Hunter Biden defending Graham Platner, while Gavin Newsom laughs ‘If that’s the standard by which we are going to judge people… then I don’t think we’re gonna have many people in elected office’
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So a pregnant woman was abducted and raped while her husband went up the road to find a gas station to fix their broken down car. She was only able to give a description of her attacker so the police had nothing to go on, no suspects to arrest. Mack and four of his buddies were driving home from a bar that night, they came across the car Mack got out and saw a woman asleep in the back. He got into his car and suggested they go back and rape her. This is according to his own friends all black. They said wtf are you talking about that’s crazy please take us home and Mack drove his friends home. We know this story because one of the friend’s father was a pastor. His father said they have to tell the police this story. So the police on the instance of both his friend and a black pastor arrested Mack. He was placed in a line-up and the victim identified him as her attacker. The rape of a pregnant woman at gun point was too much for the town to bear.
On this day in 1959, a white mob in Mississippi killed a Black man named Mack Charles Parker. No one was ever prosecuted. calendar.eji.org/racial-inju…
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