Founder & Tournament Chair, Judge Smails Memorial Invitational.
Joined August 2012
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“What’s that sign say??!” ~LouLoomis
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Jun 12
Feel like I need to hear more about Haotong’s internal battle with bad Haotong
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“You’re a little monkey-woman, you know that?” ~CarlSpackler
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“People say I'm an idiot or something because all I do is cut lawns for a living.” ~CarlSpackler
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Jun 15
Within an hour after the match, the pitch was mowed. Grass height is being maintained between 22-25 millimeters.
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Judge Elihu Smails retweeted
Jun 14
Great place to do it. Well played!
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Jun 14
Hope someone asked the bartender if they can make a Bull Shark -Alczervik (seriously congrats, very cool you got to see it)
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[Personal story. My youngest son made his First ACE yesterday on the 17th at @RoyalAberdeenPS Golf Club. The sheer look of joy on his face when our group saw his ball disappear is a subtle reminder of why I can’t quit this game.
Congrats, Jackson!]
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“I’d keep playing. I don’t think the heavy stuff is going to come down for quite a while.” ~CarlSpackler
[St. Andrews Old Course #18 Tuesday night, 1815hrs.]
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“Lacey, you might be interested to know this uniform was given me by the Captain of the Links at St. Andrews from Scotland. They invented the game there, except they call it ‘GOF’ - without the ‘L’ as we do.” ~JudgeSmails
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“WELL….. WE’RE WAITING…” ~JudgeSmails
I'm going to be on @GolfChannel tomorrow at 12:15 est for two reasons.
1. Recap of USO Q's
2. An announcemnt that I can't believe is real.
Can't wait to share it with all of you. Hope you will tune in.
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Judge Elihu Smails retweeted
“Yes, winter rules.”
~ Judge Elihu Smails
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"My uncle says you've got a screw loose...”
“Oh yeah? Your uncle molests collies."
#Caddyshack ⛳️
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“Why don’t you improve your lie a little, sir?” ~DannyNoonan
Lottie Woad was assessed a two-stroke penalty for improving her stance in the bunker. Just announced by @uswomensopen.
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“I want the entire pool scrubbed, sterilized, and disinfected!!” ~JudgeSmails
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