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Women over 35 on Twitter would like you to know they really love sex and are really good at it
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One thing that has been very cool over the past week has been seeing, both on social media and firsthand, how welcoming people in the cities where World Cup games are being hosted have been to the fans from around the world who have traveled here.
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No one understands the CHARACTER of the long suffering Knicks fans who have stood with this team through thick and thin ever since moving to New York 18 months ago.
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I know comparing modern society to Idiocracy is really played out but man
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The British are in absolute shambles that America is now superior to them in soccer
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I’ll bet this guy another trillion I could prove him wrong
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There is no way a single person can spend a billion dollars, let alone a trillion.
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3 goals in a soccer game is like 40 points in a football game.
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Whenever I watch a World Cup game I usually realize I’ve been cheering for the wrong team about 20 minutes in because I don’t have my glasses on and I have no idea what anyone’s uniforms look like.
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Your friendly reminder that IT’S CALLED SOCCER 🇺🇸
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Elon Musk walking into Jeff Bezos’s home:
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🚨 #BREAKING: The average American is now closer to Jeff Bezos in net worth than Jeff Bezos is to Elon Musk.
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Hitler killed himself and Germany surrendered. Japan got nuked. Do they teach history in Ohio?
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JD Vance:
If you go back to WW2 or every major conflict in human history, they all ended with some kind of negotiation.
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World War II ended with unconditional surrenders by Germany on May 8, 1945, and Japan on September 2, 1945, rather than negotiation. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unconditi… archives.gov/milestone-docu… nationalww2museum.org/war/topics/end…
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me with the SpaceX cafeteria lady after she becomes a billionaire from the IPO
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Hitting the club early today. (Costco)
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I think the people shitting their pants over Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire like it’s a direct assault on them are almost as weird as the goofballs celebrating it like it somehow benefits them.
I don’t know exactly how much money the guy has nor do I give a fuck.
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If you are celebrating Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire while living paycheck to paycheck, I have secondhand embarrassment for you.
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Look, I’m not a fan of Hegseth’s at all but let’s be fair. The rep he’s apparently “struggling” with was his 45th rep, which isn’t bad at all.
Jun 11
Secretary of WAR Peter Hegseth struggling to put up weight at Guantanamo, looking very limp-wristed and SAD! What makes him think this would make him look good, is that a humiliation ritual?
What a wimp.
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In a couple months you will hear about how Eagles were mean to Santa over 60 years ago though.
Not a word about anything like this.
#Eagles
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Knicks fans WAITED for the Spurs at their hotel and somebody threw something at Wemby and hit him
THIS IS ACTUALLY INSANE MAN WTF
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By FAR the worst, most disgusting fan base in sports
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Never in my life do I wanna hear about Philadelphia fans ever again.
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I knew Tom Brady winning his 7th Super Bowl would be the ruin of us!
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The post-American era has begun.
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