runs marathons. did an ironman. twice. ultra runner. weight lifting. yoga. single. sober. selling my soul for cake. 😊 *opinionsaremyown

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Nothing tastes quite as good as waking up ten years sober feels 🙌 Hands down THE decade of my life 👏 Ive met & worked with the best humans, achieved stuff I genuinely never thought possible and have finally learned that it’s ok for the authenctic me to show up 🫶 #sober
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Not a bad weekend for #garminsluttery 🙌 It’s been a while! But absolutely can’t out shadow Scott and Spencer on their big joggings 👏 @Whiffenpuff @SMillbery @Ultra_Cas @helsvarc @scottroots
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Huge congrats to @scottroots 🥳
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Third #sleepyslut badge in a month 🙌 Super chuffed to have gotten a handle on my recovery after a really tough time and only had 2 nights of not quite hitting 75 in the last 4 weeks 🙏 @Ultra_Cas @scottroots @SMillbery @helsvarc @Whiffenpuff
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Whilst the world burns in the background, what a gorgeous glimmer that Kev had finally been recognised with a knighthood 🥰
Kevin Sinfield reacts to being awarded a knighthood 💛
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Welcome light relief 🙏
There now follows a party political broadcast by the Count Binface Party. And tbh it’s a banger. #Makerfield #VotingForBinface
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Far right fash trying to out fash the fash that’s already four blocks further right on the far right of fash is quite the spectacle entertainment 🤨
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Actually struggling to process Farage announcing Reform are now the party for the workers Is it a spoof?
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If anyone seriously believes we have an ‘anti-white’ racism problem in the U.K. please give yer head a wobble!
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Great summary 👏
This morning I asked myself, not for the first time, who is Nigel and I made some notes. And it does add up. Here is a man who sells himself as the ordinary bloke with a pint, the man of the people, the great outsider standing up against the establishment. And yet somehow this ordinary bloke always seems to arrive with a camera crew, a donor network, a friendly broadcaster, and now a parliamentary investigation into a £5 million gift from a crypto billionaire. Very normal. Very grassroots. Very “just one of the lads”. The peoples revolt, apparently, now comes with lighting, branding, fundraising dinners, professional outrage, and a small question about whether millions should have been declared properly. Everything is a betrayal when Labour does it. Everything is “nothing to see here” when Nigel does it. Housing? Blame Labour. The NHS? Blame Labour. The economy? Blame Labour. Boats? Blame Labour. A £5 million gift? Suddenly everybody must calm down and respect the process. And then came Tuesday. A young man died. A family was grieving. A country was trying to understand something horrific. And Farage stepped forward. Not with calm. Not with care. Not with responsibilty. But with his announcement of “pure cold rage”. That phrase matters. Because anger is human. Anger can be moral. Anger can demand answers, justice, accountability and truth. I understand anger. A lot of people are angry. They have every right to ask serious questions. But rage is different. Rage does not ask careful questions. Rage does not wait for investigations. Rage does not protect grieving families from becoming political props. Rage looks for a target. And that is where Farage always seems most comfertable. Not solving the pain. Not calming the country. Not asking how institutions failed and how they can be fixed. But standing beside the pain with a microphone, turning the temprature up, and calling it leadership. Warm enough to repost. Warm enough to donate. Warm enough to vote. But never calm enough to ask: “Hang on, who benefits from keeping us this angry?” That is the trick. He does not need Britain to feel hopeful. He does not even need Britain to feel informed. He needs Britain permanently one headline away from rage. Because rage is usefull. It fills rallies. It drives clicks. It turns grief into theatre. It makes slogans feel like solutions. And while everyone is shouting, nobody asks the boring questions. Where is the plan? Where is the funding? Where are the costings? Where is the responsibilty? Maybe that is who Nigel Farage is. Not the man of the people. But the man who knows exactly how to turn peoples pain into his own political stage. The Reform & Tory Sitcom continues. Same chaos. Different rosette. Anger can demand answers. Rage just sells tickets. If this speaks to you, please add your comments, repost it, and maybe follow me — not for me, but because politics needs fewer slogans and more people asking proper questions. #Farage #ReformUK
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Sarah Everard was kidnapped, raped and murdered by a WHITE Police Officer. Nigel Farage called for calm. But when he can use racism he calls for Cold, Hard, Rage.
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Just watch this… And for the love of God, please see Farage for what he is. His response to Sarah Everard Vs his response to Henry Nowak Jaw dropping.
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Pints £2 below pub price. 76% say unacceptable. MPs shouted "get a life" at Hannah Spencer for raising it. Sign it 👇
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What do you do when the going is really tough, but you get a healthy backdated pay rise? Book another holiday, that’s what! Fully embracing the solo travel era
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Actually THIS!
Jenrick: "..those people who are doing a 40hrs/week & then choosing to do extra hours to look after their family.. those people can do those hours without paying any money to the tax man" Why not address the fact that people working 40hrs/week can't look after their families?
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Shout out to @SteAssent & his Carb Load Mates 1st marathon; she followed it to the letter & concluded ‘it bloody works’ A novice w. no long term interest in running who trusted me to support her journey Ste’s carb load is part of the journey & needs to be part of yours!
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So tomorrow I’ll slog myself through a marathon and mostly try not to die But in other news, got my first #sleepyslut badge in a while following a long period of day to day emotional spiralling #wemove 😬
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Thank you lovely #twitterfam 🥰
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