(1/4) Since Twitter doesn't show my Titanic tweet threads in order, I've compiled a chronological list! See below: March 31: x.com/Kestnuts/status/137778… April 1: x.com/Kestnuts/status/137781… April 2: x.com/Kestnuts/status/137804… April 3: x.com/Kestnuts/status/137842… April 4: x.com/Kestnuts/status/137889…

it's ultimately a fairly superficial thing to care about, but from a cultural and historical viewpoint it sucks that the 250th anniversary of this country is going to be celebrated as a tacky white trash kegger for inbreds. deeply dishonorable. we deserved better.

The idea vaccines cause autism was invented by Andrew Wakefield in 1998 and was so thoroughly debunked he lost his license for gross malpractice And here we are 27 years later RFK Jr dredging up the same nonsense Such a tiresome waste of time

People keep saying, “If you’re not ready for a disabled child, you’re not ready for parenthood,” and then get mad when women make that exact decision by having an abortion

US news stories in 2025: we're cancelling all the programs monitoring Incredibly Contagious Butthole Rot in foreign countries, what a waste of money US news stories in 2026: okay for some reason there are now cases of Incredibly Contagious Butthole Rot popping up in the USA

As a dad weighing in, have kids if you want to. Don’t have kids if you don’t want to. Children will change 100% of your life’s activities. I can’t think of any aspect of life that is not drastically changed by having kids. It is the most consequential decision you’ll make. It is a lifelong labor of love. It’s not trivial. “Jesus wants you to have kids.” - Jesus didn’t even have kids “Social security will go insolvent” - Govt’s problem, not yours “Your ancestors are counting on you” - No they’re not. They’re dead. “Bloodlines!” - Only relevant if you are a monarch All of these arguments are fake and dumb. Have kids if you want them, and don’t have kids if you don’t. You owe no one an explanation.

as you read the vile hatred from bigots under pride posts remember the lgbtq community deals with it year round and that is the entire reason for pride month

Mr Penguin is inviting everyone, males and women, to DM him for his phone number. He doesn't mind who has his information, anyone really, so please, have at it.

Lord Zedd terrified me as a kid in the best way. Happy birthday, legend!

imagine being so racist that you have to pretend this woman isn't breathtakingly, unimaginably, undeniably beautiful

You may disagree, but all 168 Iranian students would be alive, the Strait of Hormuz would be open, American troops would still be alive and gas would be $2.83 a gallon if Trump had just gone to fucking prison for his crimes.

The first game I ever bought with my own money 😁

People who say "there is no such thing as a 'transgender' individual," are not making factual claims re: history, culture, medicine, or psychology, but normative ones governed by dangerous ideology. In other words, they are saying "there SHOULD NOT BE transgender individuals."

Remember folks, most of the government waste is in defense and healthcare, not daycare or your grandmother's social security. Elon Musk is full of shit.

Adam and Eve were not the first humans. Noah’s Ark didn’t happen. The Exodus is mythology. Moses didn’t write any of the Old Testament. The Patriarchs never lived. Jesus was a Jew. Cope accordingly.

Kind of crazy that the same people who blame every mass shooting on mental illness are now trying to restrict access to anti-depressants

“If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you". Wise words that still ring true today spoken by an upstanding Texan, LBJ in 1964… let it sink in that it’s now 2026.

We’re letting them take the ivermectin this time

RT @brrr_add: No pandemic response team. Not in the WHO. CDC is basically nonexistent. The United States is in no way prepared for any majo…

The thing about the brown recluse spider that bit Kyle Rittenhouse? It’s not even from his state! Apparently, like, its mom drove it over to Kyle’s house? Weird.

Did you know that when you use “liberal democrats” as an insult, it’s like a big neon sign letting everyone know your father is also your uncle?