What's it called when you've outgrown your current role, but don't want to go through the life draining process of a new job search?

As an adult, I now realize why my mom was always making the same 4 meals

In the last week I’ve gone from Heat on Heat off Heat off windows open A/C on A/C off windows open Windows closed Windows closed heat on

Kylie Jenner’s daughter asked her mom to explain to her why they’re famous. Can it be explained to the rest of us too?

April Fools is canceled tomorrow because this whole fucking world is a joke.

Florida is hands down the best State in the USA

My coworker never attends after-work gatherings; everyone says he's withdrawn, aloof, and doesn't fit in. Today, I overheard him on the phone in the stairwell. “Dad, did you take your medicine at noon? I’ll be home soon. Shall we eat at our favorite roast duck restaurant today?” Don't judge others too easily.

As I get older I find myself hating cold weather more and more each winter. I see why so many people retire and move to Florida.

My father was diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer at 62. The oncologist gave him six months, maybe a year with aggressive treatment. Dad looked at the scan, looked at the doctor, and said, “What happens if I do nothing?” “You’ll be comfortable. Hospice can manage the pain. But… six months, maybe less.” My dad decided against treatment. He said, “I’m not spending my last months poisoning myself. I want to feel like me for as long as I can.” He quit his job. Sold his house. Bought an RV. He and my mom drove across the country visiting every national park they’d ever talked about seeing. We called every week expecting bad news. Weeks turned into months. Six months passed. Then a year. At the 18-month mark, he went back for a scan because he was actually feeling better. His cough was gone. He’d gained weight. The scan showed the tumor had shrunk by 60%. No treatment. Just… shrunk. The doctors couldn’t explain it. They used words like “spontaneous regression” and “anomaly.” My dad lived another seven years. He died at 69—not from cancer, but from a heart attack while hiking in Yosemite. He told me once, “Maybe the cancer went away because I stopped being afraid of it. Or maybe I was just lucky. Either way, I got seven extra years I wasn’t supposed to have.” ~Anonymous

Classroom teachers have to make 1000s of decisions a day. Some ppl are completely unaware of how many things a teacher has to remember to do on any given day, how many opportunities there are to get things right or wrong, how much stuff there is. It's hugely intense, requires complete commitment, hence why ppl get so tired. If you ain't done it, you won't know it.

Tolls on the Pennsylvania Turnpike rise again today. Fares have risen each of the past 17 years and are expected to continue to rise until 2050. Yet the roads get no better. The Pennsylvania Turnpike is the greatest example in the world of mismanagement. It really is amazing.

Congratulations to the FREE People of Venezuela.

The “anti-fascist no kings” people defending an actual fascist king is peak comedy

BREAKING 🚨Rep Maria Salazar “President Trump kept his word. No other President, Republican or Democrat, in the last 25 years had the guts to do it” SHE IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT

Unpopular opinion but I think every parent should support their kid's decision to attend trade school rather than college.

BREAKING NEWS: No matter how close you are with your coworkers, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Rocker Gene Simmons tees off on red carpet reporter asking about his politics, says he has a hot chick with him and he’s set. This is awesome, enjoy:

USPS tracking: Step 1: we don't think it exists Step 2: delivered

Life, finds a way