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28 Apr 2020
How I know I’m old:
Watching @John_Fogerty do “Have You Ever Seen the Rain” on @colbertlateshow tonight reminded me it was the first 45 I ever bought. “Hey Tonight” was the B side.
That’s not what shows I’m old.
It’s that I no longer remember where the f*#k I put my 45’s.
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Poor Nancy Mace. Maybe she and Riley Gaines should start a 5th runner up support group.
@NancyMace @Riley_Gaines_
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Jun 3
I’m Kid Rock.”
“I’m Naomi Wolf.”
“I’m Kanye West.”
“I’m Matt Taibbi.”
“I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”
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May 29
Bret Michaels is out.
May 29
Freedom 250/ Great American State Fair UPDATE
We have a bingo.
Don’t fret, MAGAts.
The ferris wheel isn’t canceling.
Or Vanilla Ice.
Did you check if The Piano Guys were available?
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Stephen Miller got into politics because his arms are too weak to strangle prostitutes.
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Not all opinions are equally valid when it comes to scientific expertise.
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Apr 14
Not sure they were supposed to admit that
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James Dobson died last year
Jayvee remains undefeated
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That's because he couldn't fucking count
White-Cain: Many people don’t know about the upbringing of President Trump. He went sometimes three times a week to Saturday and Sunday school.
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Schools were not forcing kids to have transgender surgery.
Babies were not being aborted after they were born.
Migrants were not crossing the border to vote for Kamala Harris.
Donald Trump is a pathological liar and, if you believed this shit, you are a pathological dumbass.
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Mar 9
This two-part lie has become a staple of Trump speeches and interviews.
In reality: 1) Overall prices are up and continue to rise; 2) Democrats - the DNC, congressional leaders, midterm candidates - are talking about “affordability” all the time.
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Mar 9
Trump claims the Strait of Hormuz "doesn't really affect us, we have so much oil, we have tremendous oil and gas, much more than we need."
The US gets far less oil through the Strait than Asia does, but what happens there clearly affects US oil and gas prices and the US economy.
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Cricket’s revenge.
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BREAKING: White House "Operation Brown Eagle" - secret protocol in place to deal with Trump's "gastrointestinal events"
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You’ve spent the past three years using your immense wealth to stir up racial hostility, destroy the reputation of the country that took you in, and turn the largest social media platform to promote neo-Nazis and hate.
Maybe you’d be happier if you weren’t such a rotten person.
Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔
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Jan 16
@Riley_Gaines_ A disturbing example of a man claiming a medal that belongs to a woman; you must be furious
Jan 16
President Donald J. Trump meets with María Corina Machado of Venezuela in the Oval Office, during which she presented the President with her Nobel Peace Prize in recognition and honor.🕊️
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