A dude who was not good enough to hit a slider, so he decided to start posting stats on twitter. Lover of Baseball Savant and Dad Jokes

Joined May 2019
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Brits: “Oi bruv why does this Wawld Cop have to be played in stewpid Amoorica” Some German dudes driving through the heart of the American South:
Little gas stop break somewhere in Alabama
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Patrick Mahomes calling up Rashee Rice today:
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UGA fans ignoring that Bain wasn’t street racing like their players were is a minor detail.
Miami had one of their top players murder someone, and swept it under the rug. But Georgia has cultural issues for reckless driving.
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lol.
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Eddie Rosario 14 H, 3 HR, 9 RBI vs Los Angeles Dodgers Entire NLCS, 2021.

Replying to @MLBPerformances
Eddie Rosario 2021 NLCS
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The FAA defines how much a passenger & their carry-on bags weigh as a standard average for weight & balance calculations. If I recall correctly, it’s 190 lbs in the summer & 195 lbs in the winter. Let’s say 140 passengers. 140 x 190 =26,600. In their press release, they crow about delivering 6,000 lbs of aid. If they had just chartered a cargo jet & stayed home, they could have delivered more than 4x the cargo. The aid makes up less than a quarter of what the jet they chartered can carry, after fuel. These people are stupid & unserious, but I’m sure the Instagram posts of their vacation on donor’s money will get lots of likes.
Imagine flying first class to tell Cubans that capitalism sucks and communism is great.
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ATL Sky Chop retweeted
Didier Feuntes needed to be on the Braves opening day roster. No pitcher had a better Spring Training then he did!
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Replying to @StatsSAC
Ozzie had his best years his first two seasons. Riley, the same. Harris the same. They came. They popped. And haven't added anything to their games since. The braves developed the player. But it stopped once they got up. Acuna is an alien. So it's not really the same.
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Riley being 2022-2023 Riley as well as the rest of the Braves lineup would be swell
This is the single biggest XFactor to Braves season. If Riley plays like the allstar he is this lineup is going to be so good.
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If you can look at these two photos and only celebrate one of them, politics has broken your brain.
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Team USA in the locker room singing Toby Keith with the FBI Director... What a world

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Out of respect for James is crazy. Even if the DV isn’t true, he’s a clown who clearly played nice his rookie year, and went to his old ways as soon as he felt comfortable again. Sadly the standard for the NFL will be 6 games and keep him cause he’s good.
I’m not gonna share the arrest video or mugshot out of respect for James. Just gonna hope this all isn’t true and everyone’s alright.
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We like the rumours
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ATL Sky Chop retweeted
.@Billy2Bowman birthday giveaway! RT for a chance to win this signed @OU_Football helmet!
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Signed, Sealed, Stefanski 🫡 RT for a chance to win this helmet signed by our Head Coach!
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Atlanta this weekend
someone in the blue will have a once in a lifetime snowstorm, someone in purple will have a one in a lifetime ice storm.
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ATL Sky Chop retweeted
There’s being a loser, AND THEN there’s being a Miami loser

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Stefanski was 37-30, 2 playoff appearances and 2 COY awards before the Browns leadership blew up the roster and the holes they created by trading for Deshaun opened up. Deshaun & Chubb having season ending injuries & Chubb not coming back fucked him in Cleveland. Tell the truth
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ATL Sky Chop retweeted
Wins aren’t a QB stat, and football is a team sport. If you think otherwise, you simply don’t know ball. Goodnight. 🤝
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There is definitely a chance that the Browns firing Stefanski winds up looking as bad as the Titans firing Vrabel.
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