Dr. Weird Duck. Forests, Remote Sensing, Weather, Phenology, Water, Climate, Python, Earth Systems Modeling. 2018 Ph.D. in Forestry @UWMadison. Valar dohaeris.

Joined December 2010
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New paper out today with coauthors @sturtevant25 @yboulanger2 @PhilTownsnd and several others @NRCan @cflscf and @usfs_nrs! "Modeling weather-driven long-distance dispersal of spruce budworm moths (Choristoneura fumiferana). Part 1: Model description” authors.elsevier.com/sd/arti…
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It feels to me like Rocky is the one person who could legit get "gruntled" into our daily lexicon... @projecthailmary
We hope this post about orphaned negatives makes you gruntled. An ‘orphaned negative’ is a word that SHOULD feel like it has a related word, but doesn’t. ‘Nonchalant’ is an orphaned negative because there is no ‘chalant.’
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Tonight is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere’s midnight ride. If he were to make the same journey from Boston to Lexington today, he could stop at 7 Dunkin locations. (via Reddit)
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That's us! 🌍 The Artemis II crew captured beautiful, high-resolution images of our home planet during their journey to the Moon. As @Astro_Christina put it: "You guys look great."
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Just now finding out about @weatherchannel’s retro option, music and everything, and I am weeping openly. Feels so good to be back baby weather.com/retro/
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An 800 mile long haboob sweeping across northwest Africa. My oh my...
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Today is the International Day of Forests fao.org/international-day-of…. Forests provide us homes, food, fuels, oxygen, pharmaceuticals, clean water, wild places, peace and quiet, and scientific puzzles that we're still figuring out. Go hug a tree and say thanks.
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.@Microsoft AutoUpdate has said "Installing - 4 seconds remaining" for about 10 minutes now... 🤔
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"She's here to PLAY!" and "She is NOT here to play!" somehow mean the same thing... #WinterOlympics
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The #ArcticBlast that put much of Florida into a deep freeze also created these mesmerizing #CloudStreets caught by @NOAA's #GOESEast. Learn more in our #SatelliteSnapshot: bit.ly/3NVBiT5
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This will always be what the ever-expanding vastness of the internet sounds like.
The sound of dial-up internet.
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10/10 no notes. This timeline is HORRFIYING‼️
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If you haven’t seen this bit from Saturday Night Live from last night yet, you absolutely have to. It’s hilarious and at the same time extremely therapeutic. Even if it’s not real. “DO YOU WANT THIS TO BE REAL?”
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RIP and thank you, Dr. West. Without GPS, we have no idea where we might be now.
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Obituary: Gladys Mae West (1930-2026) mathematician who pioneered GPS technology go.nature.com/4k01Xdv
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This is so needed, especially for this app😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Carl Sagan’s prediction about America, made 31 years ago.
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Did you play this one? Time for a trip down memory lane to the year 1991: Scorched Earth, the self-proclaimed "Mother of All Games," is a glorious shareware artillery game for MS-DOS, created by Wendell Hicken. Players command tanks on destructible 2D terrain, taking turns to calibrate angle and power for ballistic shots while also having to consider wind and gravity impact. You can customize various settings, making each game unique: gravity, meteor showers, and economies to buy wild weapons - from nukes and napalm to dirt bombs and MIRVs - plus defenses like shields. It supports up to 10 hot-seat players which was no small feat back in 1991! Its physics mastery and replayability paved the way for and inspired later classics like Worms, cementing its legacy.
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Can the Pluribus hivemind run Doom? @AppleTV
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Arrival
What’s the name of this movie? • 10/10 Plot • 10/10 Cinematography • 10/10 Cast • 10/10 Acting • 10/10 Soundtrack • 10/10 Direction
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Organists are operating on another brain level [🎹 annalapwoodorgan]

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In The Americas a closer look at civic freedoms: 🟢Open and narrowed: 19 🟡Obstructed: 6 🟠Repressed: 7 🔴Closed: 3 ⬇️ #Argentina #ElSalvador #USA New #PeoplePower2025 report: web.civicus.org/Americas2025
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