Routinely Spectacular. Intrinsically Motivated. Lovable Miscreant. #33rdHokage #MischiefManaged #IDrinkAndIKnowThings #KingOfPirates #OrderOfTheWhiteLotus 757
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8 May 2020
I gave my boss my Netflix password so he could watch Tiger King and this man has lost his mind. His kids added their own profiles and he changed my profile to ours. Nah, fam
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Remember when everyone could agree Nazis and Pedophiles were bad? I miss those times
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We wanted to understand the details of Trump's deal with Iran. So we talked to three unvaccinated UFC fans at a Wild Wings in Scranton.
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Jun 15
This is what @budlight chose to sponsor.
Jun 15
“Michelle Obama is a man” shouted on the White House lawn in a ring sponsored by Bud Light only available on Larry Ellison’s Paramount Plus. What a way to celebrate America 250 and the twilight of liberal democracy.
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Jun 14
Oh look an excuse to post the greatest scene ever
Jun 12
What’s a line delivery you’ll never forget?
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Jun 14
Why do Republicans say AOC is “just a bartender” when she has a masters in economics, but they don’t say Markwayne Mullin is just a plumber?
HINT: racism and misogyny
Community note
Ocasio-Cortez graduated from Boston University in 2011 with a BA in International Relations and Economics, not a master's degree.
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Jun 11
The idea vaccines cause autism was invented by Andrew Wakefield in 1998 and was so thoroughly debunked he lost his license for gross malpractice
And here we are 27 years later RFK Jr dredging up the same nonsense
Such a tiresome waste of time
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Jun 10
Incorrect. He had a visa. From the US Embassy in Nairobi. It was valid. They vetted him there, and gave him a visa.
Then he landed in Miami, was detained for 11 hours, and deported to Istanbul.
THEN they branded him a terrorist.
A FIFA referee, simply because he’s Somali.
They denied him a visa, then branded him a terrorist.
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Incorrect information: the referee had a valid visa to enter the United States issued in Nairobi, Kenya. He was denied entry to the United States for alleged ties to a terrorist organization, after having been detained and questionned by border officials in Miami.
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Jun 11
I have no qualm with Meg fans hating Klay Thompson but this guy has 4 championship rings and five appearances. That’s prolific. This is just nonsensical
Jun 9
she thought about where she could go and not risk running into klay thompson and the most obvious answer was the nba finals
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Jun 11
Nope. James Dolan ruined that and made the Knicks MAGA’s team. Now it’s “fuck the Knicks” for life
Jun 11
Spurs are MAGAs team
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The UFC is reportedly set to sign a deal with the State Department, they're getting an event on the White House lawn and then there's this with the FBI. Really doesn't feel like hyperbole to say the UFC is the sports "department" of the Trump admin. They're fully intertwined.
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Jun 10
This is directly due to income inequality. The wealthy hoard so much wealth the tax base for social security has been narrowing for years due to regressive tax policies. Congress could easily fix this
Social Security is on track to become insolvent by the end of 2032, putting benefits at risk of a 22% cut. cbsn.ws/4umfAHh
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BREAKING: Elon Musk is expected to have a net worth of $1.33 trillion this year
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Jun 10
Dolan is lying through his teeth. He is cancelling tonight’s watch party to make it look like Trump wasn’t the reason in game 3. Billionaire nepo baby is prioritizing PR for another billionaire nepo baby over Knicks fans. Just a despicable piece of shit.
MSG requested a permit for a watch party for 500-999 fans. We approved that permit for 999 fans.
Mr. Dolan has now decided to cancel the watch party.
I know this is breaking hearts across our city.
But if there's one thing Knicks fans don't need permission for, it's showing up for our team wherever we may be — no matter the block or the borough.
Knicks in five.
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He cares when it’s the APEX and will beat the drum against that for years lol
Jun 8
If you want to break down the politics or feel some type of way about the White House event, I totally understand, but that's not how I'm choosing to view this.
To me, this is a celebration of the sport and the fighters. Honestly, it's also a celebration of the UFC, an organization that changed my life.
MMA has gone from small-town shows and being banned in multiple states to being showcased on one of the biggest stages imaginable.
You can feel however you want about the politics, but this week I'm focused on the fighters, their stories, and how far this sport has come.
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HE COST TAX PAYERS MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO SLEEP THROUGH THE ENTIRE GAME.
WHAT THE F*CK WAS THE POINT.
DONALD TRUMP HAS FALLEN ASLEEP AT THE NBA FINALS IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN.
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Jun 8
every single thing i see or read about josh hart makes me like him more
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Hard to fathom how much money local bars will lose from this.
It could’ve easily been their biggest profit night ever.
Jun 8
NYPD announces that, starting at 4pm today:
“Vehicular and pedestrian traffic will be closed from West 30th Street to West 35th Street between 6th Avenue and 8th Avenue.
No one will be allowed inside the secure area unless you have a ticket to the game, a train ticket, are going to a business inside the area, have credentials, or have some other authorized reason to be there.”
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Not the first time Donald Trump has forced himself into a locker room against everyone’s wishes
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