Catholic. Language Autist specializing in semantics. Technically not a meteorologist.

Joined September 2012
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I redefine terminology because I'm the Language Autist and am compelled to rectify names and stand in judgement over the dictionaries and vocabularies of men. Do not misunderstand.
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When I was a tutor at a local college, I saw a woman use a calculator for an equation as simple as 2*3=6. It might’ve been 6/2=3 or 6/3=2, I don’t remember exactly.
Unrelated, but once when taking Organic Chem, we were having a review session before the final. Guy shows up 45 minutes late, dishelved and then asks "what do the double lines between the Carbon and Oxygen mean." The room went deathly silent 💀
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Incredible that “now” didn’t change pronunciation even slightly for 6,000 years straight, from PIE down to Early Modern English, at which point it got obliterated by the Great Vowel Shift
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God, and most of His target audience, aren’t autistic.
Jesus isn’t God. Jesus said the mustard seed is the smallest seed on earth The smallest seeds on earth are orchid seeds. Christians, what do you think?
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when mount tambora in indonesia erupted in 1815, the volcano killed all 10,000 tambora people and wiped out their culture entirely. their extinct language was uniquely non-austronesian & we only know about it from a 48-word vocabulary list collected by colonial officials in 1814
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>’Gay' in the derogatory term has no actual meaning other than being generically negative No, calling something gay is not negative, as there is no negation involved.
'Gay' in the derogatory term has no actual meaning other than being generically negative. Racism is negative in the generic sense. Ergo, racism is gay.
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Every argument ive against unions makes sense from a fairness perspective, and then every once in a while i hear a story like this
The Teamsters Union demands that Disney end its “communal underwear” practices. Currently, costumed Disney Parks employees have to wear shared underwear because it is feared that their own underwear might be visible under the costume. This has led to many pubic lice outbreaks.
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Most people don't know this, but Salvador Dalí built his entire career on tapping into his unconscious mind on purpose. Dalí's most famous trick was a micro-nap he called "slumber with a key." He'd sit in a heavy Spanish-style armchair, head tilted back against the leather, both arms hanging completely limp off the armrests, and in his left hand he'd hold a heavy metal key pinched lightly between his thumb and forefinger. Directly under that hand, on the floor, he'd place an upside-down plate. He'd then let himself drift into sleep. The instant he actually fell asleep, his muscles would go slack, the key would slip out of his fingers, hit the upside-down plate, and the clang would jolt him awake. The whole nap was meant to last less than a quarter of a second. He called that half-second window the "taut and invisible wire which separates sleeping from waking," and he'd immediately sketch the hallucinations he saw in that flash. The melting clocks, the elephants on stilts, the burning giraffes, a lot of that came straight out of those quarter-second naps. He picked the trick up from Capuchin monks and wrote it down as one of his "50 Secrets of Magic Craftsmanship."
Salvador Dali was a great example of this
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Burrowing Owls photographed by Peter G. Arnold
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I would continue reading this book if I knew what it was.
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I am very proud to announce that Wasaburo Oishi's 1926 report has been fully published for the first time on the open Internet, in its original Esperanto and in a translation I wrote into English! The earliest documentation of the jet stream is now avaliable publicly!
There's a Japanese scientist who discovered jet streams much earlier before anyone else did, his name was Wasaburo Ooishi. No one read his work, because he *only* published in Esperanto.
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This is actually a massive problem with basically anything in the DSM. It's a perverse inversion of the euphemism treadmill. The meaning becomes so diluted that people lose the ability to describe their experiences, because a different cohort has essentially stolen their words.
Philosophers discover new form of hermeneutical crime. "Hermeneutic hijacking occurs when a term’s literal meaning is eclipsed by a nonliteral usage in a way that prevents the original term from functioning as it should."
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Every word of the Roman saying “Homō hominī lupus est,” or “Man is a wolf to man,” was ancient even then. So you could render it into Proto-Indo-European as “Ǵʰm̥mṓ ǵʰm̥néy wĺ̥kʷos h₁ésti,” or Proto-Germanic as “Gumô gumini wulfaz isti.”
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really funny linguistic feature here is non-rhoticity causing brits to hallucinate Rs jn phonetic spelling
This may be hard for you so be brave.. WE SAY THE ITALIAN WORD THE WAY THE ITALIANS SAY IT. We don’t say ‘Parrsta’ like Americans… because a) it sounds horrible and b) THAT ISN’T HOW YOU PRONOUNCE IT 🤣 🍝
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it's true i can confirm pigeon rizzing is EXACTLY like this 🤭🕊️
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We’ve all seen pigeons, but you probably had no idea what their chicks look like. Now you do.
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what's the longest possible chain of portmanteau bird names (nonspecific)? like, start with peacock, then peacock-pheasant, pheasant cuckoo, cuckoo-hawk, hawk-cuckoo, cuckooshrike, shrikethrush, thrush nightingale, nightingale-thrush, thrush. is there a strategy?
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참신하다
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Plus if you use the “compare” feature and line up the birds correctly, there is infinite comedy to be had.
Have to hard vouch for the Sibley Guide. Both the physical version and the app are amazing, I really enjoy how it uses drawn illustrations instead of photos. The compare feature is so useful. It costs like ten dollars, but if you want my favorite field guide…that’s it
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Nigh is an archaic word by now, but we use its comparative and superlative forms all the time: nigh near (more nigh) next (most nigh) These words, especially near, got used as emphases so frequently that they rendered poor nigh obsolete, and now we can also say “nearer”!
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