#1 Kurt Vonnegut enjoyer | Emmy Winner | A better world is possible π΅πΈ
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30 Apr 2020
Ugh, this whole cock-up of a pandemic will be absolutely πΉππππππ for dinner party season
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Idk I just have less respect for hbo comedies because theyβre allowed to say swear words. Sorry
Jun 12
Curb Your Enthusiasm was always far superior to Seinfeld
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Guys we have to do better than this. There are six Phillies who are not currently in the top spots what are we doing
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Jun 10
βSometimes Yβ has does immeasurable damage to the anglophone mind
Jun 7
"Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.
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Jun 9
This is the only morally correct position btw
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Jun 9
They love to say Philly fans are violent obnoxious assholes, and it doesnβt really click until you realize that most Knicks fans are Zionists, so every accusation is really a confession
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Jun 9
Thank you president Trump for ruining Knicks fansβ day π«‘
All watch parties have been cancelled around Madison Square Garden a slap in the face to Knicks fans whoβve waited 26 years for this. And all because a man whose name appears in the Epstein files 1 million times wants to go to the Knicks game. #crueltyisthepoint
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Jun 6
Sorry sheβs the GOAT for this
Jun 5
Phoebe Bridgers has announced The Lost Tour with support from Alex G and Isaac Wood!
Each show will be phone-free, using Yondr pouches that will be unlocked when leaving the venue.
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Jun 6
This might be a hot take but there shouldnβt be a single country in the entire world you arenβt familiar with
This is the first FIFA World Cup where Iβve never heard of some of the countries taking part. #WorldCup
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Jun 4
A lot of people really did get one-shotted by that nerdwriter video from like 2018 huh
Jun 3
You know that culture is dead because no one successfully reckons with phones in film and literature. Itβs like having westerns without the railroad. Phones and phone culture should be what 90% of movies and books are about.
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Jun 2
Alright he can kick it for all I care
Martin Scorsese is now a partner and advisor for a generative AI startup
He says he's using AI during preproduction to help storyboard projects
βIβm interested in the intersection of technology and storytelling, and seeing how that can push the bounds of creativity to create deeper and richer experiences for audiences ... cinema is a young medium ... we have to be open to how it can evolve"
(via @nytimes)
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May 30
i guess i can kinda talk about this now but florida law enforcement is using the flock cams/readers to place innocent people in the vicinity of deadly traffic accidents in order to manufacture criminal cases against them when they don't have other investigative leads.
May 4
i can't really talk about how/what i know, but as bad as everyone thinks the flock cameras/license plate readers are, i promise y'all they are worse
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May 30
I insist every team look like they did when I was ten
May 30
Recent NBA rebrands have all followed a pattern: Modernized Classics
I insist every team follows their footsteps
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May 30
BREAKING: US Representative Nancy Mace calls for the execution of the President of the United States
May 30
We want the Death Penalty for anyone who rapes a child.
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May 30
What a gift that we still have living members of the Beatles. Doesnβt feel like it should be possible for whatever reason. Cherish it while you can
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May 29
No it doesnβt. It doesnβt imply that at all. Do any of you know how language works?
May 29
The term "WASP" always confused me. Does that imply that there are non-white Anglo-Saxons?
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May 29
Itβs just so funny that not only is this take incredibly off base, he also happened to pick one of the refs that actually does suck
May 28
Basketball's the only sport where people care who the ref is. No football fan is like "Ron Torbert's on the call tonight? We are FUCKED"
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May 27
I hate this photo so much. This is like mostly New Jersey
Fascinating low-angle satellite photo of New York City.
πΈ: dailyoverview/ig
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May 27
Not to mention itβs only the tiniest tip of lower manhattan and most of Brooklyn. Thatβs barely any of New York City at all!
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