cool dude. i have indeed held high office. I don’t like London. only ever been mugged or not appreciated there. KRO.
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Jun 10
It’s genuinely fucking frustrating that the working class in this country think they’re owed something.
The best folk to tell them this are folk who got £36,000 of free Uni and now work a 4 day week for a Scottish Govt quango designing art installations for cycle lanes.
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Jun 9
And playing us into the ad break... The Marsh Family!
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Jun 8
Lamb Kofte and chips at Wrexham for £4.30.
Would you try? 🤔
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Hugh Laurie whenever there's the mildest criticism of a TV show that ended over fourteen years ago.
Jun 7
Thanks for your critique, Janet. We actually tried a couple of episodes where House (Hugh Laurie) (please put the brackets in the right place) gets it right first time, but they were only 6 minutes long. NBC weren’t happy. Then we tried some where House never gets it right and the patient dies. The audience wasn’t happy.
One could apply your trenchant analysis to other art forms: JS Bach wrote 30 Goldberg variations on the same chord structure; Frida Kahlo painted 50 portraits of herself; Henry Moore, what??
The point is, or was, variations on a theme; if all you see is hospital, medical blah blah, then it wasn’t meant for you.
Nonetheless, I look forward to your first novel!
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Sad news from Australia. Bouncer, the dog from TV series Neighbours, has died, aged 44.
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Jun 4
"I don't think you have, mate." 🇬🇧
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I am Tanea Brooks. I am Rebel. Now, I AM ALS.
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Who knew Rob Earnshaw was such a philosopher?
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I made a joke on here years ago about Bret Hart talking about Alan Stubbs getting the St Mirren job, and some podcast reported it as fact.
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How the fuck has this made the news 😂
May 22
Former defence secretary Gavin Williamson announces death of pet tarantula bbc.in/3PiCAJ7
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May 22
Former defence secretary Gavin Williamson announces death of pet tarantula bbc.in/3PiCAJ7
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May 21
FFS he should have just went to Rangers if he wants Toulouse
May 21
🚨 BREAKING Jens Berthel Askou has left Motherwell to take charge at Toulouse.
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May 21
Chag Sameach to everyone in the Jewish community who is celebrating today 💙
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Chris Kamara. I’ve never seen a single person with a bad word to say about the bloke.
Who’s the most universally liked person in football?
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