Waiting for @MattOBrien to die so I can snag his username.
Joined June 2011
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Matt O'Brien retweeted
8 Aug 2024
Was worried Jon Glazer's classic 2008 political anthem Barack Obama-sistible was lost to the sands of time but I managed to dig it up.
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Matt O'Brien retweeted
19 Mar 2024
Hey you -- check out the trailer for my new Max show Conan O'Brien Must Go. All episodes available April 18th. @StreamOnMax
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Matt O'Brien retweeted
14 Jul 2023
Think about the characters we won't see for years due to strikes!
-The Flash
-More annoying other Flash
-Indiana Jones' goddaughter Wombat
-Clod, the street-smart earth element from Element City
-Mason Kane, Citadel spy and enemy of the dreaded Manticore
HOW LONG MUST WE SUFFER
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Matt O'Brien retweeted
19 May 2023
This has been the GOP's plan all along:
1) Pass massive tax cuts for the rich.
2) Claim the cuts will pay for themselves, dismissing concerns about the deficit.
3) Use the massive hole they've blown in the budget to justify deep cuts to programs that millions rely on.
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Matt O'Brien retweeted
1 Apr 2023
15. Goodnight mittens (Page 12)
Starting with page 12, we have nothing but out-and-out bangers, beginning with the wishing of goodnight to the mittens—what a payoff from page 2!
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Matt O'Brien retweeted
7 Nov 2022
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO OBSERVE
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Matt O'Brien retweeted
17 Sep 2022
Incredibly sad news. He was a good guy and so funny. RIP Brian Reich.
One of the funniest people I've ever known, my friend Brian Reich, passed away Monday.He did incredible work for Triumph, @SachaBaronCohen,Chris Elliott (Eagleheart) & esp @ConanOBrien's Late Night show.Brian talked about his most famous creations here -RS teamcoco.com/podcasts/inside…
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Matt O'Brien retweeted
One of the funniest people I've ever known, my friend Brian Reich, passed away Monday.He did incredible work for Triumph, @SachaBaronCohen,Chris Elliott (Eagleheart) & esp @ConanOBrien's Late Night show.Brian talked about his most famous creations here -RS teamcoco.com/podcasts/inside…
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Matt O'Brien retweeted
16 Sep 2022
RIP our dear friend Brian Reich, legendary genius writer of Eagleheart / Late Night with @ConanOBrien / other great stuff. This is a photo from Eagleheart season 3 when we snuck onto the nearby Mad Men set off-hours and goofed around. We love you Brian.
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Matt O'Brien retweeted
15 Jul 2022
do they want us to get the fucking avocado toast or not
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Matt O'Brien retweeted
9 Jul 2022
Brett Kavanaugh can still eat at restaurants in other states, I don’t know why he’s so upset.
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Matt O'Brien retweeted
4 Jul 2022
Happy 10-year anniversary to the greatest fireworks show in history, when San Diego accidentally shot off 7,000 fireworks at once.
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Matt O'Brien retweeted
24 Jun 2022
I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it a thousand times: The treatment for an ectopic pregnancy, a septic uterus, or a miscarriage that your body won’t release is abortion. If you can’t get those abortions, you die. You. Die.
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Matt O'Brien retweeted
23 Jun 2022
I just called the Emmy people and told them they need to find me 11,000 votes.
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Matt O'Brien retweeted
17 Jun 2022
It just cost me $150,000 to fill up my Harrier fighter jet. Thanks a lot Biden.
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Matt O'Brien retweeted
17 Jun 2022
Andy from Toy Story is now 37 years old and makes six figures designing park benches that electrocute the homeless.
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