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What I’m really mad about is Trump went to the game
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This is unironically Karmelo Anthony defense team argument of what happened
Yeah actually his body just did that, he wasn’t even stabbed
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Jimmy Kimmel takes pot shots at Spencer Pratt: ‘We should be very embarrassed’ trib.al/kStz2nH
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Boomers will literally try to drown you rather than share anything. Yet vote for you to share your shit with every fucking third world barbarian that begs for it.
Jun 5
A 70-year-old man was charged with attempted murder after he tried to drown a 21-year-old man on crutches at a residents-only lake in Hopkinton, Massachusetts, over a dispute about access to the lake.
According to a Hopkinton police report, Dana shouted at a group of young men that it was "time to go," referring to the group riding a jet ski on the lake
The group and Dana shout back and forth, with Dana eventually walking up to the group to confront them, according to officials
"Are you going to beat up a cripple?" one of Duffy's friends reportedly asked Dana.
"I don't care, I'll take a cripple." Dana responded, according to the report.
Speaking with NewsCenter 5, the victim, Matthew Duffy, said he feared for his life.
"I was so scared for my life because I can't fight back, I broke practically everything and this guy's on top of me under the water, I can't see what's going on, I can't fight back," Duffy said
Steven Dana was charged with an attempt to murder, two counts of strangulation/suffocation, and assault and battery on a disabled person.
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Coulda fooled me.
We’ve never lost a war.
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UK be like:
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Really enjoy this Star Wars promotional commercial from 2008 where a Tusken Raider literally just puts a bunch of sand in a folder at work and calls it a day.
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I couldn't resist to make this gif
Exclusive clip of Skeletor and Evil-Lyn in the new ‘MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE’ movie.
In theaters on June 5.
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For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.
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A famous man once said....
Hong Kong girls lining up to get ch0ked out by Mads. When you’re a star they let you do it, they WANT you to do it
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Oh no the same cops who handcuff a dying man over racism are gonna leave? How terrible. At least the ones left wont be punched in the face and have their attacks get off, that would be crazy.
What a shocking way to treat hard working men & women who’ve given blood, sweat and tears. We all know retention of police officers is a major problem. It’s really not worth being a police officer anymore. No wonder thousands are leaving. .@ukhomeoffice .@ShabanaMahmood 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼
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i'm begging you to watch with sound
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I know nothing about it. 🤷🏼 I do hope it’s a real @wizards_magic deck. 🤨Though they should redo the card as he looks like he didn’t have his @KelloggsUS #RaisinBran that morning and will have some trouble boldly “going”! 🚽😉🤣
@WilliamShatner - As a huge fan of yours and also of the game Magic the Gathering, I was just curious if you had any thoughts on your upcoming card in the game! Thank you sir!
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Dems were outraged when Noem called Alex Pretti a criminal and terrorist.
But Dems are insistent on passing a law that would have made him a felon!
As you can see the Democrats did not need any Black faces in the Background for this one, the Democrats also know that the Black community knows these bills will do nothing for the thugs who is buying a gun out the back of a car in the alley right now.
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If I was the Creative Director at “Sphere” Las Vegas
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