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May the prayer of Jabez, as recorded in 1 Chronicles 4:10, be fulfilled in your life throughout this New Year—2026.
That, the Lord may bless you indeed and enlarge your territory. May his hand be firmly upon your life. May he keep you from evil and free you from pain.
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Michael Tumuramye retweeted
Someone said that if the Knicks win the 2026 NBA Championship, New York City mayor, Zohran Mamdani, will automatically become President. 😂
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I haven’t watched a single World Cup match since the tournament kicked off a few days ago, and honestly, I’m not bothered. I’m sure millions of football fans feel the same way. That’s what happens when Arsenal is not involved. 😂
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Elon Musk becomes a trillionaire because he has $1.1 trillion (in their currency). I also have my UGX 1.1 million on Mobile Money (in our currency) and somehow I’m still not invited to the millionaires’ WhatsApp group. The system is rigged.
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Jun 12
I tend to lose respect for teenagers and young adults who cannot speak their own mother tongue. I wonder how someone can grow up disconnected from the language of their heritage. Imagine raising children who can communicate with almost everyone around them, yet struggle to have a conversation with their own relatives…especially their grandparents? Losing a language often means losing a connection to family, culture and identity.
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Jun 12
In the last two weeks, two of my EXes were proposed to by their fiances. My role in the relationship ecosystem is becoming clearer every day. Parliament should gazette me as a national relationship incubator.
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Jun 12
Today, I passed by a shop in Wandegeya that sells only second hand shoes. It had over 200 pairs of used, dirty, dusty shoes in stock.
My first thought was: “There’s no way all these shoes arrived here voluntarily.”
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Jun 12
Guys, @RadioOneFM90, your sound quality seems to always deteriorate specifically during #Spectrum and #SpectrumExtra. Could you please look into it…oba we should start coming there and listen from inside the studio?
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Jun 10
President @KagutaMuseveni today witnessed the signing of a landmark agreement between @UG_Airlines and @Boeing for the acquisition of 10 new aircraft, a major step in expanding Uganda’s aviation capacity and global connectivity.
The fleet expansion, which includes passenger and cargo aircraft, will strengthen trade, tourism, and investment, and position Uganda as a key regional aviation hub.
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Jun 10
What does the Minister in charge of General Duties do? Is s/he like the errand person for the other Ministers—to send to the canteen for a lindazi, chapatti, a rolex or make for other colleagues a cup of coffee?
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Julian Alvarez played 29 matches for Atletico Madrid in the 2025/26 La Liga season, starting 22 and coming off the bench in 7. He scored just 8 league goals. For a player considered the club’s main striker, that return is nowhere near enough to justify a valuation of €150 million.
🚨 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍: Barcelona believe Florentino Pérez deliberately submitted a €150M bid for Julián Alvarez to drive up his price.
“The move painted an ideal scenario for both Real Madrid and Atlético: Florentino Pérez fulfills his campaign promise to make a €150M bid, while Atlético increase their asking price for Julián Álvarez and strengthen their negotiating position with other clubs,” says @gastonedul.
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“Where is Janet?” This headline is unnecessarily disrespectful to Uganda’s Minister of Education and Sports, First Lady of Uganda and millions of Ugandans who look up to her. Accountability can be demanded without sensationalism. I think professional journalism should uphold courtesy, dignity and respect for senior national leaders.
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Feminism has won on this one.
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Makerere student develops standing urination device for women
monitor.co.ug/uganda/news/na…
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