Norwich City supporter, home and away. Used to work for the Queen, work on a boat now. Cat wrangler. Cake expert. "Far right" apparently...

Joined February 2013
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This will just never get old 😂
15 Dec 2019
In case you missed it, please revel in the Channel 4 audience reaction to the exit poll
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Media apps have responded to Keir Starmers social media ban: YouTube: “YouTube is a vital resource for young people, educators and parents. Blanket bans push kids out of such curated, supervised, beneficial experiences and towards anonymous, less safe services.” Meta: (Instagram, Facebook) “As we’ve seen in Australia, bans risk isolating teens from online communities and information, and driving them to unregulated alternatives that lack built-in protections and parental controls.” Snapchat: “Because the majority of time spent on Snapchat is in private messaging between friends and family, an outright ban that disconnects teens from those relationships doesn’t make them safer – it may simply push them to less safe platforms.” Elon Musk: (X) “This censorship law is a wolf in sheep’s clothing. The real goal is to enable the UK government to track everyone.” He also said today that the UK is a police state.
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Replying to @Polymarket
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The State will give your children breakfast, help them choose their gender, and determine what information they are exposed to. Some might say this overeach by the chunky jewellery class that did fuck all to protect children from predatory rape gangs.
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Wishing all of my friends in the Falklands a very happy 44th Liberation Day ❤️
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Your burglar is Nigerian. Your drug dealer is Albanian. Your benefits cheat is Somalian. Your rapist is Pakistani. Your murderer is Sudanese.
Your car is German. Your pizza is Italian. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your movies American. Your shirt is Indian. Your electronic Chinese. Your numbers Arabic. Your letters are Latin. And you complain your neighbor is an immigrant! Pull yourself together.
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The BBC pundit lineup is fucking terrible.
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Hope this isn't a sign of how this world cup is going to be refereed. Absolute bullshit red cards 😂 #worldcup
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Well the pattern is now set: Atrocity Condemn in weakest terms possible Calls for calm Angry scenes Family of victim used Full force of the law New laws limiting everyone's freedom Ignore problem that caused atrocity
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PMQ's, my prediction. Starmer will use full force of the law to prosecute rioters. Badenoch will ask what he is doing about the problem though. Starmer will reply that immigration figures are falling (A lie) and he will take no lecture from the party opposite who failed to control immigration during their Parliament. Rinse and repeat.
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I'm glad that Starmer has come out this morning saying how he understands peoples concerns about immigration, and he has set out a clear plan to do what is best for British citizens. Oh, thats right, he hasn't. The spam faced bellend.
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Imagine the levels of propaganda it took to make you more comfortable with random beheadings and gang rapes than being called racist.
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It’s obvious when you think about it.
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And therein lies the problem. Idiots like Christopher making bullshit excuses for savages that don't belong here.
The excuses begin.
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A 24 year veteran UK cop just quit and he says cases like the Henry Nowak murder were inevitable. He knew that would be the case after one of the many mandatory “anti-racism” trainings that drilled “the evils of the British Empire” and falsely claimed Windrush migrants were rounded up and shipped like slaves (they came voluntarily after WWII). He was the only one who pushed back. That’s when he realized policing had ditched colorblind justice for ideological capture. Neutrality is now “racist,” every incident gets filtered through race politics, and most importantly, officers fear the wrong accusation more than the truth. Two-tier policing by design. The predictable result of turning police into woke social justice enforcers instead of impartial peacekeepers.
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Happy Sunday
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She was so confidently retarded too. How can anyone think this?
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Matt, yet again
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I see that the number of arrests after the Southampton Police/Henry Nowak protest has risen to FIVE and Starmer is almost incandescent with rage. At Notting Hill Carnival in 2025, there were FIVE HUNDRED AND TWENTY EIGHT arrests, and he hardly said a word. Two-Tier - as ever?
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"It's very important not to politicise a personal tragedy."
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