“And although his shit-posting skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to grift. But I believe his shitty posts can save the world...”
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🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Real Madrid reach verbal agreement to sign Marc Cucurella from Chelsea, HERE WE GO!
Verbal agreement in place between all parties, player too — he’s the left back wanted by Mourinho. Details to follow.
Cucurella leaves #CFC and joins Madrid after World Cup. ⚪️🇪🇸
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Jun 11
The Trump administration has spent days heavily promoting the finished renovations at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, crediting the president with making Washington, DC, look “better than ever.”
But a day after the reservoir was filled post-renovations, there was already quite a bit of algae visible from the water’s edge. cnn.it/4e3Caja
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Jun 10
BREAKING: Inflation hit 4.2% year-over-year in May, erasing all wage growth.
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Jun 9
más tuits contra el madrid que títulos en vuestra historia 😭😂
Jun 9
Comunicado oficial con nuestras aclaraciones sobre el comunicado oficial de nuestros vecinos @realmadrid:
1. Se os cortó el vídeo del Papa donde decía que también era del Atleti.
2. Habréis confundido la educación con agradecimiento, pero para que no haya dudas: no os agradecemos nada.
3. Ni estudiamos ni valoramos ninguna oferta por Julián.
4. Cómo no nos vamos a llevar bien, si nos hacéis reír aún más que el @FCBarcelona_es.
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Can’t believe you muthafuckers got me agreeing with STEPHEN A.
STEPHEN FUCKING A. 🤦🏽♂️
Nice try. Do your homework. I was talking about the NBA Finals in NYC, with Watch-Parties, etc. Not the first week of the regular season. Two totally different scenarios. So stop it. Your argument makes zero damn sense
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Jun 8
There are valid concerns about the World Cup with immigration, ICE, and the Iran War but Europeans want to talk about stadiums, culture, time zones, and other nonsense.
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The four stages of being confronted with your own lies...
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Jun 7
Trump wants you to forget what he did.
We won’t let that happen. History will remember the truth of that day.
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Jun 5
Hey media
Not a Platner fan, but why is he a nonstop story and not Ken Paxton's TWENTY indictments by a GOP led-Texas legislature, securities fraud charges and his wife's filing for divorce on "biblical grounds?"
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Jun 5
The Trump administration wants you to believe Trump’s $1.8 billion slush fund is dead. It’s not. The Acting AG didn’t kill it. A judge didn’t kill it. The plan to use your taxpayer money to pay Capitol rioters is still very much alive.
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Jun 5
The picture on the left is from 2012 when the filter was broken.
The picture on the right is AI generated.
That's the issue in this Presidency, everything is based on lies, even the most trivial of things.
Jun 5
Reflection pool comparison. Did Trump do it justice or what?
Community note
The image on the right is AI-generated. As of the date of posting, the reflecting pool is still under construction and doesn’t look anything like that.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lincoln_M…
npr.org/2025/12/17/nx-…
x.com/utahbrad/statu…
Additionally, the left image is from a filter breaking, and Trump’s repaint won’t fix the occasional algae issue.
independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…
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🚨🗣️ Kylian Mbappé: "People say Messi is talent and CR7 is hard work? I'm not trying to be condescending, but that's something that only PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER PLAYED FOOTBALL can say.
If you can look me in the eyes and tell me Cristiano isn't talented or that Messi isn't a hard-worker, then you simply never laced your boots up and played football." @Sorare
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Graham Platner’s rocket to stardom reflects something ugly that’s developed, not only on the right, but the left: The only acceptable form of “identity politics” now is white male identity politics.
bit.ly/4vwNuu4
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Trump appears to be completely passed out asleep during his 3pm Oval Office announcement
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The Reflecting Pool has been around since before Forrest Gump won the Heisman.
Nobody gives a shit that the worst president in history had his pool guys repaint it.
It’s literally your job to make sure national monuments are kept in working order. Its not worth bragging about.
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Jun 5
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💣 Bombazo en la carrera electoral del Real Madrid: Juanma Castaño informa en El Partidazo de COPE que el nombre de Toni Kroos vuelve a escena
👔 Enrique Riquelme, candidato a la presidencia, intenta su fichaje para su proyecto
cope.es/programas/el-partida…
Community note
El propio Toni Kroos ha desmentido la información sobre cualquier intento de su incorporación al proyecto de Enrique Riquelme. x.com/tonikroos/stat…
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Jun 4
George Santos called me after my story revealing federal investigations into his suspected market manipulation on Kalshi.
And he said: "This story is going to get you a gun in your face."
Then he lied about it.
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