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6 Jan 2020
The fiercest battle mounts must first be broken
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If you're wondering - things are still moving as expected. We all want clarity ASAP.
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he’s saying you can say clanker with the hard R
Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas
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*sigh*
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May 17
"AI, but it only exists to fact-check the other AI"
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Monday's @LawofCodeFM podcast: the CLARITY Act. It's a multi-hour deep dive covering: 1. The history behind it 2. What gaps the 309-page bill addresses 3. How it regulates the industry 4. What projects need to know 5. Next steps to get it enacted You'll hear from experts like @NYcryptolawyer, @milesjennings, @SH_Brennan, @millercwl, @KyleBligen and Dugan Bliss, as well as snippets from prior episodes with @thatgerald and @BillHughesDC. Can't wait to share it.
🚨JUST IN: The Clarity Act ADVANCES out of the Senate Banking Committee in a 15-9 bipartisan vote, with two Democrats voting in favor: @SenRubenGallego and @Sen_Alsobrooks. Next stop: the full Senate.
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Frog put the shares in an SPV. “There,” he said. “Now we can transfer these shares freely” “But Anthropic can still exercise its transfer restrictions” said Toad. “That is true,” said Frog.
I am surprised more people are not paying attention to this update from Anthropic on its stock policy. This seems like a potential bombshell. There is an active secondary market purportedly in Anthropic stock or derivatives including on fairly reputable (or at least well-known) platforms like Forge. Anthropic is calling them out *specifically*, by name, and essentially *saying* 100% of these are illegal. Some may be frauds (people selling Anthropic stock or interests in Anthropic stock that they don't truly own), but more likely many are legit attempts at transferring Anthropic equity (directly, as SPV shares, or as some type of 'beneficial interest' or future, etc.) Anthropic appears to be saying it will treat all these transfers as void. I don't have access to their terms, but it's very interesting to think what this could mean. Do the 'first purported sellers' in the chain potentially have an opportunity to do a double-dip? Does the first seller and all downstream buyers get the entire entitlement nuked? Anthropic is threatening that--are they just bluffing? If they're not bluffing, what litigation is likely to ensue? This can get into really esoteric areas of corporate law that depend on exactly how the transfer restrictions are drafted as well as the language around how violations of transfer restrictions are treated--for example, if they are merely voidABLE then downstream buyers can assert various equitable claims/defenses, but if they are VOID ab initio then in some jurisdictions that forecloses equitable defenses.
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$COIN only says this crap after they got their conditional banking charter approved. Pretty sad to see the entire industry get sold out under this administration. Enjoy your .05% checking account interest while traditional banks profit a 4% spread shafting every day US retail. Had hopes we’d actually see some positive change.
After months in rooms at the WH and Senate, this much is clear: a lot of the public debate overstated the risks and ignored the substance. This outcome preserves activity-based rewards tied to real participation on crypto platforms and networks, which is what the bank lobby said they wanted. We've long believed that this issue did not warrant legislative changes. But whatever-- we’re focused on getting a bill done and are satisifed that this language should not be the basis of any objection. Onward.
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I’ll admit, when I was a kid in the 90s I definitely thought that Kid Rock would have less direct involvement with military operations
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Lawyers bragging to their lawyer friends like “I absolutely roasted opposing counsel in my brief” when in reality in one sentence in their response brief they alleged opposing counsel’s argument was “without merit”

ALT Got Em Lmao GIF

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ALT University Of Arizona GIF by College Colors Day

There are no more M’s on the University of Arizona’s campus 😭🤣
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Haven't read it, but making sure to share it first.
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Mar 27
By eliminating gains Man's a genius
Mar 27
🚨Trump: We're on track to fully eliminate capital gains tax in 2026
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your honor, what big dawg at the other table said was not true
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The future is now
Kalshi has secured a license allowing it to offer margin trading to users, a feature that would make the prediction market platform more appealing to sophisticated institutional investors bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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"You cannot make people become the users you wish you had, you have to build products the users wish they had." For some reason, the crypto industry seems to struggle with this simple principle.
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The partners who would say "I know there's a case out there that says X, I just cited it recently" were the OG hallucinators.
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The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy
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“Gonna be home late tonight babe, I’m out monitoring the Iran situation with a couple of guys. We might even stay and monitor the Cuba situation if something comes up”
We're excited to announce 'The Situation Room' by Polymarket is coming to Washington, D.C. The world's first bar dedicated to monitoring the situation. 🧵
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Now make Mike Novogratz wear a suit that makes him look like a gay matador
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