I’m gonna go way out on a limb and guess this wins a bunch of Oscars while bombing at the box office. Call it a hunch.

Narrator: It didn’t happen

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

Just want to thank all the international World Cup fans for coming and lifting all of us Americans up with your absolutely charming encounters with our big weird country. We needed it. Best 250th birthday gift ever.

Not gonna lie...seeing Euros say, "America isn't anything like we were told," has me gettin' a little misty. To my fellow Americans, especially y'all down here in the South, thanks for proving that our greatest export has never been what's on TV. It's always been our people.

I would like to thank the people of Kansas for the warm welcome they have shown to Algeria. 🇺🇸🫶🏼🇩🇿 This may have genuinely saved the World Cup shows what true World Cuo values should be about. 🙏🏼 More here: youtu.be/FNX12nvyiU8

GOP Senator Eric Schmitt makes INSANE diving catch during the Congressional baseball game 🇺🇸

Happy pride month to Home Depot for not selling a single piece of straight wood.

A German soccer fan has been live-tweeting his reaction to visiting the USA and it's some of the best stuff on the internet right now notthebee.com/article/a-germ…

They're going to dock with a Starship and a Blue Origin lander.

12:56am CDT #SPC Day1 Outlook Enhanced Risk: across parts of the central and northern Plains spc.noaa.gov/products/outloo…

Facts.

Listen of Golda Meir. It's almost as if nothing has changed.

Notice how Democrats describe foreign citizens from failed states as their “constituents” rather than American citizens.

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**0 votes for Pratt** in that specific batch of 24,834. Prior to the batch, Pratt held ~28-30% support in counted votes. Under a binomial model with p≈0.28-0.30: - Expected Pratt votes: ~6,950–7,450 - Standard deviation: ~70–72 - Observed: 0 → **~98 sigma** below the mean Probability of exactly 0: (1-p)^n ≈ 10^(-3,200) to 10^(-3,800) — astronomically smaller than lottery odds or atoms in the universe. This matches the pattern noted in CA elections where late mail-in batches skew heavily Democratic. Official sources confirm the zero count in the tranche; explanations range from sampling of specific mail-in pools to processing artifacts. Statistically, it's an extreme outlier under random distribution assumptions.

"For whatever reason, the late mail-in votes in key races tend to pull Dems ahead" Hmm, I wonder why 🤔

California Democrats haven’t yet decided on the exact date that they will dump the ballots that will eliminate Spencer Pratt.  But they do know that — for the sake of tradition — it will be at 3:00 in the morning.