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in the space of half an hour I’ve seen that americans think brits call salad dressing salad cream and caramelised onions are onions in caramel, I know it’s all bait but if we’re doing this for the entirety of the world cup I might just tell the government I’m under 16
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Okay. I hate to encourage the silly cheese-roll war. But we need to say something about that weird white stuff Americans call butter.
It's way more yellow than butter.
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Superior American food again
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WORLD CUP SCRAN.
Loaded pulled pork nachos at Scotland v Haiti in the Boston Stadium (@FIFAWorldCup)
💵 $13.38 (£10)
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RT @GyllKing: No spines were shattered at Filton. The officer walked unaided from A&E. Later a small, hairline fracture to the transverse p…
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I love Hannah 💚
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in my country of England we have a separate flag to signify this
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The fact that this isn’t the picture on every front page tells you everything you need to know about the media
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*no puedes celebrar un gol que no es tu selección*
Yo cuando Irán elimine a Estados Unidos del mundial con un bombazo desde fuera del área:
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We are possibly days if not hours away from football Twitter doing "they arrest you and throw you in jail, just for being English" bit, but unironically.
Jerusalem loud and proud in USA. If this was Britain the place would be shut down immediately by Keir Starmer. #englandaway
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americans are something else
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Aah you see it's quite simple,most national anthems rally the country together and take pride in its own culture, our national anthem is about begging god to save a bunch of inbred pedophiles/ pedophile defenders,hope this helps
Jun 7
Why is it so hard to sing our national anthem?
Every other team sing theirs loud & proud whilst half of our boys look ashamed
At least Gareth Southgate made the boys sing it when he was England manager
#ENGNZL #WorldCup
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it's unfortunate that the people of America has realised that "be wrong about the UK" is basically an infinite engagement button that you can mash whenever you feel like it. sadly this doesn't apply in reverse as every belief about the USA, no matter how insane, is true.
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John Glans
I think British people actually enjoy eating bad food; it's some kind of performative modesty thing, like good food would be extravagant, and also they take pride in the grit required to get it down
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Im Birmingham for a city break for our anniversary. Mad walking around the place and thinking the far right are trying to convince people different cultures cant get on. Real friendly vibe
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Uk Backrooms is just one giant Wetherspoons with infinite wood-lined carpeted corridors and staircases between you and the bogs
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Love my bird feeders but now chanting 'Great Tits on fat balls' over and over in my head.
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This is pro ana for incels
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“The high street looks bad, better deport some immigrants. The housing market is a mess, better deport some immigrants. The police are a violent shambles, better rip up anti-racism training. Oops, I stubbed my toe, racially segregated shops next please.”
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