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Have they, though?
Have theyโฆ?
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โWeโve lost Venezuela. We might lose Cuba. The condition of Palestine is desperate.โ
Weโve lost Venezuela. We might lose Cuba. The condition of Palestine is desperate. Global climate action is dead. Technofascists are running everything. The US โleftโ is Magafied populist trash in possession of zero brain power.
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Why? They literally canโt use them. Itโs because he has a warehouse full of them and itโs cheaper to โdonateโ them and get a tax break than pay taxes on unsold inventory. Lmao
๐จBREAKING: The UFC and Mark Zuckerberg have teamed up to give every blind veteran in America a free pair of Meta glasses.
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Yeah, see, againโฆI donโt object to this. But it applies to Christians, too.
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Couples Therapy (w/ Bryarly Bishop & Gia Barbs) As humorous as this is meant to be, I do appreciate that the therapist decided to validate the boyfriend's thoughts and feelings rather than deny what was happening. It allowed him the safe space to legitimately start an open and honest conversation about his issues.
Behold the healing power of the tata's lol ๐ "they are perfectly natural" lol ๐ via Stevie Emerson
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revolting
๐จNEW: Bluesky will not be included in the under-16s social media ban
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Arguably one of the biggest retards of the 21st century
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โTrump is making a mockery of the White House!โ
Same people
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Okay, now I'm REALLY sad. Do English people really not cook sandwiches?
ALT a panini with ham and cheese
ALT A tuna melt, open-faced, with tomatoes
ALT a grilled cheese sandwich
ALT A French Croque Madame sandwich
One of the most baffling responses I've seen from Americans to this is "cook your food". This is a sandwich, you don't cook a sandwich.
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Reuben. Grilled cheese. Croque Monsieur. Monte Cristo.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reuben_saโฆ
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grilled_cโฆ
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croque_moโฆ
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monte_Criโฆ
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RT @liz_churchill10: Your husband literally used a cigar as a sex toy on an intern in the Oval Office. Just shut up.
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If โsex only when Iโm 100% in the moodโ becomes the absolute rule, the lower-desire partner gains unilateral control over a core part of the relationship.
This is why Emily strawmans.
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being rejected vs being raped, same thing I guess.
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He needs to go full monk mode for the next month. I donโt think his ego can take the abuse that the internet is going to dish out to a personโs whole thing is feeling superior based on looks and then descending so hard it feels like a timeless Greek tragedy.
Clavicular shows how he looks just 4 days after getting his wisdom teeth removed.๐ณ
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I totally read this as "Rise Up In Gout"
Libs are counter-programming the UFC event at the White House. With this.
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Brits still eat like Hitler is bombing them
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We have now reached a heretofore unseen plateau of women telling men what "real" manhood looks like.
The chick from Juno describing her own โmasculinityโ sounds an awful lot like a woman describing femininity.
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Liberals will regulate halogen and incandescent bulbs out of market then complain about their โenergy efficientโ alternatives that are also blindingly dangerous
I am once again making a plea. Someone please get these headlights under control!
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