Husband, Father, Pastor (LC-MS) - really wants to be known as Absolution Man. Martyria means witness.

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New rule, I'm not going to debate anons. I may respond once even twice. However, if our only interaction is an attempt to debate, I'm probably just going to not engage. I have other things I need to be doing.
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Political tribalism is already destroying our country. It would soon destroy our synod.
We should politick synodical elections more actually People should openly and publicly discuss the issues of our synod That’s what politics is, and it’s *good*
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I weep for this man for he is not doing a holy thing. He has been deceived into destroying his body for nothing.
ये हैं दौलतगिरी जी महाराज। 12 साल की खड़ी तपस्या... जिसमें से 5 साल पूरे हो चुके हैं। जहाँ एक सामान्य इंसान 12 घंटे भी खड़ा रह पाना मुश्किल समझता है, वहाँ ये महात्मा 12 साल से बिना रुके, बिना बैठे, बिना लेटे... सिर्फ खड़े-खड़े भगवान का स्मरण कर रहे हैं। पूरा थ्रेड पढ़ें 1/2
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Want to end institutional collapse? It begins with you and your local congregation. And yes, it takes a lot of hard work. How do you think the institution grew in the first place?
The institutional collapse of the LCMS is happening because of decisions made by people fifty years ago, not five. Those who pretend otherwise should not be taken seriously. Likewise, those who crow the loudest about how we are not sufficiently committed to evangelism and growth in the LCMS often have one adult baptism for every 50 people they lose through death or indifference. Don’t take them seriously either.
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Our Savior, I'll let you guess where. 😉
Which Lutheran Church will you be attending tomorrow?
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I'm really sick of the people engaged in politicking synodical elections.
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Mormons don’t understand Mormonism and it shows
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If you read the Early Church Fathers with Mormon eyes, you will not understand them. If you read the ECFs with Pentecostal eyes, you will not understand them. If you read ECFs with Progressive eyes, you will not understand them. ,etc.
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He says this while promoting a book full of lies
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Mormons proving again they don't understand the Bible
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I didn't realize the NFL had a bunch of guys from Brazil.
Brazil produces world-class footballers by the hundreds — but mostly because it's a giant. Strip out size and the real overachiever is tiny Uruguay: under 4 million people, more football greatness per capita than anywhere on Earth. The new issue of The Atlas is out: why is South America so exceptionally good at men’s football?
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I honestly think that what Moses called the dragon (usually translated into English as serpent) was what we call dinosaurs today.
The Bible doesn't mention dinosaurs
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CAIR obviously hasn't read the Book of Concord. bookofconcord.cph.org/en/aug…
The Chicago office of the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR-Chicago), the nation’s largest Muslim civil rights and advocacy organization, demands that Concordia University Chicago immediately cancel its decision to lend its facilities to host Robert Spencer, Megan Basham, and other speakers at the 2026 ‘Issues, Etc.’ “Making the Case” conference scheduled to take place on Concordia’s campus on Friday, June 12, and Saturday, June 13, 2026.
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Mormons are fundamentally incapable of understanding the Bible. But that stands to reason, to understand the Bible one needs the Holy Spirit. The Bible does mention other things called gods, but it makes it abundantly clear they are not gods or divine beings.
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This is the mark of a great heresy. Notice how much of the tweet is things that are true. Christians could say yes to them, some are even phrases lifted from Scripture. Right in the middle is the lie - divinity begins at conception. The best liars use as much truth as they can.
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I'm going to have to vote again.

ALT Disappointed Cmon GIF

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Amazon: You are the next stop. (driver gets to town) Amazon:

ALT Argue Seth Meyers GIF by Late Night with Seth Meyers

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What is a World Cup?
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"literally told to metaphorically..." is probably one of the funniest things I've read today.
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Behold, it came to pass... zzzzzzzz
And it came to pass that he decided that his posts would overuse the phrase “and it came to pass.”
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