Episcopalian - liberal Republican - Whig. Alleged “Rockefellerite Bastard”. God Bless America.
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“My politics is like my religion, I never change. I am careful about serving my Lord and voting the Republican ticket.”
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Jun 14
Missing this WASP phenotype rn
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People will say this and then defend Tatooine (a desert planet), Yavin (a jungle planet), Hoth (an ice planet), Endor (jungle but different), and so on.
It’s not so much the environment that’s important as it is what you do with it.
Jun 13
Dan Gilroy's imagination is limited so his idea of unique planets is just "oh here's the Scottish Highlands" or "here's a planet full of wheat." This isn't a problem unique to him as all of Disney's Star Wars has it but it showcases a creative bankruptcy across the board.
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Jun 14
Oh the Knicks won? After 54 years? Thats so nice!
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I whine about this regularly, but the US had regional cultures with interesting names and mass media destroyed it, melding the whole country into a gray average.
Jun 13
reading books about the 1910s-1930s is always crazy bc you have to just pretend that these were normal names for americans beings to have
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Anti-Vietnam War protestors and Anti-Ukraine/Pro-Russia protestors occupy the same space in my head.
The latter is a direct descendant of the former.
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What do you think the C stood for in CHAZ?
"CHAZ were confederates" might be the most deranged instance of "muh confederate democrats" drivel I've ever seen.
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Jun 10
Everyone needs to relax. New England would never send a man with an alcohol problem and a history of abusing women to the United States Senate.
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The amount of campaigning I would do for Phil Scott would be simply be impossible to tabulate.
And it’s not just because I think he would make a copacetic president.
It’s because we’d have Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde as president if he didn’t win.
The worst Democrat is still better than the best Republican... right?
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They're talking about Martin Van Buren like he's Pharoah 😭
Jun 9
Thank you, President Trump, for standing up for Latter-day Saints.
When we asked for your help, you responded by doing the exact opposite of what Martin Van Buren did when we asked for his help in 1839.
And we are most grateful for that.
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As I spend more time in many of Connecticut’s cities, I just feel there is so much wasted potential.
I don’t imagine they’ll hit their industrial peaks of the late 1940s again anytime soon but surely they don’t have to be so desperate.
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BREAKING: PETE HESGETH'S DEPARTMENT OF WAR "ABOLISHES" CHRISTIANITY, CITING IT AS "REDUNDANT" AND "UNNECESSARY"
Last week, a proposed list of simplified faith codes was released to the media. The Pentagon list included redundant and unnecessary labeling, and the mistake has been fixed.
The goal of this effort is to simplify a previously out-of-control “belief” coding system that had ballooned to over 200 codes.
In order to clarify the work of chaplains, and simplify the work of commanders, the Pentagon has consolidated and simplified the list to roughly thirty codes — using the previously used labels for faiths.
The Pentagon’s job is not to adjudicate theological debates, but instead to ensure sincerely-held faith is respected and encouraged in our ranks.
Below is the updated Religious Affiliation Codes (RAC) list:
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Mike Lee is doing more to set American opinion of Mormonism back than anyone else except maybe Joseph Smith.
Jun 7
This isn’t another gospel. It’s the same gospel, as manifested through the mouth of ancient prophets who lived in the Americas.
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Republican New Deal but only for New England cities.
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FYI jehovah's witnesses aren't Christian either since they don't believe in the Holy Trinity.
Jun 6
The US Military just made a bunch of changes to their list of Faith Codes.
The gist is that the old list used to include every single type of Baptist in a separate entry. Now, they are all under a single umbrella, "Christian - Baptist"
Another interesting choice is that LDS are not listed as Christians.
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The Republican Party finally going back to its roots…
Jun 6
Under new military guidance from Pete Hegseth, the LDS Church is officially classified as a non-Christian religion.
My fellow Saints, you can love these Christian nationalists all you want, but they will not love you back.
military.com/dod-officially-…
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Jun 6
On this day in 1944 Amon Carter presented FDR with the deed to the land that would become Big Bend National Park. Famously FDR had nothing else going on June 6, 1944, which you can tell from his extremely relaxed demeanor
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"19 Republicans just voted with all Democrats to send more money to Ukraine"
Unbelievable. 19 Republicans just voted with all Democrats to send more money to Ukraine…
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For those in the know about Connecticut politics?
This is funny.
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Few know this but Joseph McCarthy was actually a communist himself who sought to delegitimize anti-communism by being an alcoholic brain dead moron and make the average American associate anti-communism with being an alcoholic brain dead moron.
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Bringing up avocado toast in 2026 is a wild play.
May 31
Hot take:
I see a lot of young people say housing isn’t affordable in America.
But if you moved from your urban city with Pilates and $20 avocado toast, it probably would be.
So what’s really stopping you?
Boomers relocated. I relocated in 2016. Why can’t you?
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