Warden of the asylum at Chateau Bacon. First female Protestant Pope. Next stop, #LibertarianDictator Pronouns: Dude/Bruh, Victim of Pyshics
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26 Jan 2015
I once thought I was an angry individual. Then I got on social media. I'm a fucking ray of sunshine comparatively.
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What the #WorldCup has shown me is the #TartanArmy are fun loving people. It makes me want to visit Scotland. #NoScotlandNoParty
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I am loving watching the Europeans experiencing America right now. So magical! #WorldCup
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If you're not on at least one government watch list, are you truly an American?
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Lil Miss Sassafras retweeted
If a pediatrician asks you to wait outside during the examination, you say no. If they insist, you take your child home and immediately change doctors.
Apr 10
THIS IS HORIFFIC!!
Paediatrician Earl Bradley raped and sexually abused 103 children, including babies as young as three months old, while their parents waited just outside the exam room.
The Delaware doctor filmed himself carrying out the sickening attacks on hidden cameras. He would force the terrified children to perform sex acts on him, molest them repeatedly, and sometimes abuse the same child for months or even years.
One victim was raped continuously from June 2007 to February 2009. Another was molested non-stop from November 2008 to November 2009.
Over 13 hours of horrifying video evidence was later discovered.
He has been jailed for 14 consecutive life sentences plus 165 years.
This is one of the worst stories I've ever read
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Lil Miss Sassafras retweeted
Apr 10
WOW. Kirk Moore, the Principal of Pauls Valley High School in Oklahoma, was injured after he TACKLED a would-be school shooter.
Moore suffered a gunshot wound to the leg but was able to subdue the shooter and prevent further casualties.
This man is a HERO.
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I endorse this idea.
I suggest that Latino Gen-Xers of Mexican provenance be referred to as Gen-Mexers.
And I’ll be their king.
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Lil Miss Sassafras retweeted
Apr 11
AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE
Welcome home Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy! 🫶
The Artemis II astronauts have splashed down at 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11), bringing their historic 10-day mission around the Moon to an end.
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Finally watched the season finale of #HighPotential. My niece, nephew, and I at the end were discussing how the GSW looked and if it could be survivable. Like we know what we're talking about.
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RT @real_DefendWest: 19-year-old shoves 84-year-old man, cracks his skull and kills him, then walks free on probation after whining "bad da…
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Just introduced the youngins to @alyankovic by playing "Weasel Stomping Day" on YouTube. For some reason, its their new favorite song.
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Lil Miss Sassafras retweeted
Mar 15
Thanks for the tip-off
We'll be extra nice to Muslims in the hope they will relent a bit and not kill all of us
“Allah orders Muslims to kill the Christians and Jews”
Imam in Ireland 🇮🇪.
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Mar 13
Oh man. Hopefully a false alarm, such things usually are. But after yesterday's attacks you have to worry ...
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Word on the street is that Harvey Weinstein has been getting beat up in prison.
Am I supposed to feel sorry for him? I rather put some money on the books of those who are helping him with 'exposure therapy'.
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We need bring back ninja warriors to take out the predator class/PDFs. #ThoughtForTheDay
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Lil Miss Sassafras retweeted
Oh no
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Question: if I was to rent a truck with a woodchipper attached ti the trailer hitch and drove it around DC, would I get in any trouble?
Follow up: what about if I had a friend follow me with a truck full of pigs?
#InquiringMinds
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Lil Miss Sassafras retweeted
Feb 24
A few Quran texts to give you some idea of the Religion of Peace
Feb 24
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