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21 Jan 2016
ES IST AUS.
ES IST AUS UND VORBEI.
ich klapp hier gleich zusammen
#besterComicAllerZeiten #mussmanwissen
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Jun 14
france's complete inability to force the rest of the EU to use french is one of the funnier recurring european subplots
Jun 13
France opposes ‘anglicisation’ of EU trade talks ft.trib.al/LDzpHHi
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Jun 14
trans woman goes to the doctor. says she feels submissive and breedable. says the top shortage is out of control. doctor says "treatment is simple, great switch alice lain lilith is in town." trans woman bursts into tears "but doctor... i am alice lain lilith"
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Jun 12
guy who faked-it-until-he-made-it but was starting to get in over his head can’t believe his luck when llms launched
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Trying to avoid eye contact with my wife this Saturday morning as she has a big exclamation point quest giver mark over her head
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Jun 11
Current Linux desktop situation
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How about a merger? Nvindia.
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Jun 10
saving 20% of my income so that in 30 years i can afford 11 months of assisted living. the math is airtight
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Anyone who surfed the early web between 1995-2009, what’s the one website you still think about?
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Jun 10
it really is amazing how much of europe is so...tankable...
Jun 10
Your unemployed friend on a Wednesday morning: overlooking the Fulda Gap—just in case...
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Jun 10
I don't know why opening a beautiful cathedral that took 100 years to build by doing a drone show of is architect soyfacing at it is so unbearably funny to me, but it is, sorry
Jun 10
Antoni Gaudí looking on the completed and blessed Tower of Jesus Christ in approval.
Well done, Barcelona!
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Jun 10
Fable: "write me a rhyming poem with six four line stanzas, each stanza removes another vowel. the first has no u, the second no u or i, etc."
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Jun 10
Hahaha, brothers will always be brothers, even if one is the Pope of Rome.
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Here’s your monthly reminder that you shouldn’t be prompting coding agents anymore.
You should be grilling kebabs, running naked through sprinklers, lighting off firecrackers, killing wasps with hairspray flamethrowers, making fire pit smores, it’s the summer you fucking dorks
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Jun 5
never waste a good crisis
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Jun 5
My final solution to the software industry: lock developers in cages with an unlimited supply of pizza and coffee, and give them each one of these equipped with 4GB of RAM, a spinning HDD, and a 10mbps internet connection.
Leave them there until software is good.
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i've realized the longevity of six seven is b/c its the opposite of The Game [ie: you 'win' each time you find it in an unexpected place and loudly proclaim it]
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Jun 5
電子インクすげぇ、薄いし質感も紙と大差ない
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