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Programmatic Lad @ProgrammaticLad

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Joined September 2017
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Programmatic Lad@ProgrammaticLad
3 Nov 2017
Hitler reacts to no one knowing what the fuck programmatic advertising is. captiongenerator.com/757492/…

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Craig Hughes 𓅪
@Craig_Hughes_
6 Feb 2025
For the AdTech folks: Time to update your priors. You're underestimating StackAdapt. And generally, the world order is changing pretty rapidly.
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Jerry Daykin@jdaykin
30 Mar 2023
Imagine being a ballerina who retrained into cyber and this is the biggest job they want any of you to possibly get.
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I get the message. Could you please stop serving me this ad now?
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So glad I’m not just definitely a muppet and the only one dealing with this problem. #thestruggleisreal 
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Just received an email starting "Hello, Reporting enthusiasts".

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I'm not one for annual predictions, but I think 2023 is going to be the year we see a big increase in investment in environmental/sustainable PMPs - carbon offsetting etc.
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WTAF have I just seen
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digital_chadvertising🍪@digi_chad42069
12 Dec 2022
Too bad Twitter won’t let me upload longer vids ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Heads need to roll for that sort of oversight.
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Riiiiiiiiight. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

Tiktok ‘Has Not and Would Not’ Share UK User Data With the Chinese Government

TikTok has not been asked for UK user data by the Chinese government and would not provide even if asked, a company executive said in a letter to a parliamentary committee.

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No fucking shit, Sherlock. ukdaily.news/chris-whitty-wa…
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Alex Hesz@alexhesz
29 Nov 2022
If you're a UK planner and you're not geeking out over the interactive Census data map you've got some big questions to ask yourself. ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationa…
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No Freakin' way!!!!!!
UB1UB2 West London (Southall)
@UB1UB2
27 Nov 2022
KFC have just opened its first ever pub in Hammersmith, West London where you can indulge in pints and order KFC straight to your table
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John Redwood
@johnredwood
26 Nov 2022
Why did the Bank of England think it could create £450 billion of money since 2020 and buy very expensive bonds without triggering rapid inflation? Why did it not think about the big losses it would incur when getting rid of the bonds later?
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digital_chadvertising🍪@digi_chad42069
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Guy Peters | 👁💙📊@thatguypeters
16 Nov 2022
Replying to @geofftech
@geofftech forgive the hideously drawn map but I think I've got a journey for you that would quite an exciting round trip. With the addition of the Elizabeth line it's now possible to do a loop in London where you use every line for just one stop. Most lines in fewest stops!
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Assuming Biden's statement is correct, I'm wondering how all those media outlets are going to get away with misinformation headlines stating "Russian missiles hit Poland" before they actually knew anything for sure.
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Ben Goldsmith
@BenGoldsmith
15 Nov 2022
All the PM needs to say is – we spent £500 billion of real money trying to stop an unstoppable virus. That’s why the country is at the edge of bankruptcy. Anyone who was in favour of the lockdowns and other restrictions can’t much complain now about the current situation.
Channel 4 News
@Channel4News
15 Nov 2022
"Austerity... just seems to go on and on under recent Conservative governments." @GaryGibbonC4 challenges prime minister Rishi Sunak over the prospect of more public spending cuts. But the PM says "it's wrong to say that we are not making investments" in public services.
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