Grok is dogshit. Exhibit A:

The CDC has declared a national emergency as screwworm cases spread.

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Today I'm happy to announce Noah. ⛵ It's a Bitcoin wallet that @nitesh_btc and I have been working on, using the Bitcoin Ark protocol via @secondhq. Noah and the Ark protocol allow easy onboarding, Lightning Address support, easy backups, fast payments, and much more, while staying trust-minimized. With Noah, you can easily pay and receive via Lightning without dealing with channel management and inbound/outbound liquidity constraints. Onboarding is as easy as receiving a Lightning payment. When you onboard, you get an Ark VTXO (akin to a UTXO but offchain) instead of a channel. You can also onboard via onchain and internal Ark payments. Each Noah user gets a Lightning Address that they can use to receive, even offline for Noah->Noah payments. You can restore the wallet securely with just your seed phrase. Noah is available now on mainnet! Please give it a shot and let us know what you think. ⚡️

Virtue signallers write this and then when you ask what they work on it's just another CRUD app

gcc flag that sets pi to 3

I can independently confirm that there is a vulnerability in nutstash that can lead to loss of funds under certain conditions.

new yorkers be like you cant get the SUPC: 7110780 and SUPC: 1994294 anywhere else but here

POV: you, a 2 year old, just spilled orange juice on the rug

something something tap sign

Europeans say this while I pay the same $/kWh as them lol

>open source project >claude is a contributor >look inside repo >there's security vulnerabilities everywhere

Imagine how it’d look if you have no area of expertise.

I periodically stop sinning (writing script) to lurk the Fork Talk GC & basically every Knots/BIP110 post is just this

BIP54 coinbase locktime has been set in ~5.5% of blocks over the last 30 days

Ok but this doesn't happen. Barely any of the housing supply is owned by massive corporations. It's like. All the fault of small individual homeowners and landlords.

The problem with Knots is that its fans forget what it's a fork of.

Looks like he's playing a word game. *Are* they affected? No - Core patched it for them a couple years ago. But if they *were* not affected, they didn't have the same signature validation code as Core.