Real Rocket Scientist, Wanna-be Trader
Joined March 2007
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Watching World Cup on telemundo in 4k instead of on fox in 720p because American media is such a dystopian micro transaction hellscape
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Jun 13
Marco Rubio finding out he has to be the CEO of Anthropic after it gets nationalized
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I am officially old
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Jun 12
I've been using baby gates wrong my entire life.
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Jun 12
Over 4000 workers just became millionaires by owning the means of production and the socialists are pissed
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Jun 9
Perhaps it's just one of those everyday beheadings
that the Welsh Methodists are usually involved in
Jun 9
Police "ruling out terrorist motivation" in the beheading attempt, despite having no info "regarding a motive"
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Sen. John Thune says any fraud in the LA mayoral election must be “proven.”
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Important things are happening.
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Jun 4
We really lived long enough to watch AI agents take other AI agents' jobs.
Jun 4
AI has terrible memory
Introducing Micro, an agent that remembers more than Claude, Codex & OpenClaw
Leave a comment (eg "memory") & I'll send 30 days for free to try it
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“Sure he has a Nazi tattoo and cheats on his wife, but you have to vote for him because Trump is a philandering Nazi.”
- Democrats
May 30
Maine Democratic Senate Frontrunner Graham Platner Engulfed in Sex-Text Scandal After Wife Alerts Campaign to Explicit Messages With Up to 6 Women
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May 28
You CANNOT convince me that we are not living in a simulation at this point
May 27
Today, we remember a legend.
On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.
Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.
He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.
Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.
Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸
May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.
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November, here we come.
ALT A social media graphic featuring an image of James Talarico taking a bite out of a barbecued leg. Talarico is wearing a Texas flag shirt.
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I always think of this quote on memorial weekend.
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28 Dec 2022
Random memory: Had a high school friend who lent me a cd of the single "Short Skirt/Long Jacket" and also a Weird Al one.
Then he wanted them back the next day
I was like, fine have your Cake and Eat It too
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