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A Completely Random Male Humanoid retweeted
Paul Goldschmidt (9)
Opponent: Toronto Blue Jays
Pitcher: Louis Varland
Date: 06/13/2026
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Why is it a Muslim flag? Hey Muslims- are you a queer identity?
Eventidal (or eventigender) is a xenogender which is cold, clear and majestic. It is associated with the night sky, moon, starlight, and clouds. It can be undefinable, but also very beautiful for those who use this label. It is the the counterpart of auroral.
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I had no problem getting women when I was addicted to porn lol
PSA to the young men who are in the lower 80% of men who can't get a woman because of hypergamy:
Many of you are legit undateable. You think that if hypergamy dating apps ended tomorrow, you'd suddenly have a gf. You are addicted to porn and gaming and no woman wants that.
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Jun 13
> the U.S. government was just going to cede its monopoly on force & force projection, particularly in warfighting, to some 200-person polycule from San Francisco without resorting to the many, many, many regulatory authorities it has to maintain such monopoly
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A Completely Random Male Humanoid retweeted
Jun 13
“We don't want to sell our most advanced capabilities to the U.S. military, but we will continue to ship them to foreigners.”
What did people think was going to happen.
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why are battin' averages so low these days, all these guys do is swing and miss
Jun 12
Jacob Misiorowski is RIDICULOUS
Incinerates the side at 105, 104 and 104 😳😳
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Also, any team other than the Jays were out on that ball by Ernesto Clement Junior who leads the league in hits despite never once getting a ball out of the infield
Jun 12
Ryan Weathers has a home run problem
(Also, a different center fielder catches that Kirk ball and we’re out of the inning)
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How does Ernesto Clement Junior keep doing this?
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"Guarantee every state in the union a Republican form of government" either means something or it doesn't.
I am certain it does not mean "print ballots for illegals and pay homeless people to fill them out."
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A Completely Random Male Humanoid retweeted
Jun 10
What part of deportation is the kind option did you not understand?
Families FORCED TO EVACUATE after rioters TORCH THEIR HOMES during massive BELFAST ANTI-IMMIGRANT PROTESTS
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A Completely Random Male Humanoid retweeted
Jun 10
The Spotify AI dj is really an impressive piece of software because it will randomly mispronounce relatively easy words, making you feel like you’re having a conversation with an actual black guy
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A Completely Random Male Humanoid retweeted
Jun 10
‼️ Yankees Signed Ball Giveaway ‼️
In a collab with Fanatics Authentic we are giving away a 2026 Under Wraps Yankees mystery box
To participate you must
• Follow me @FansAuthentic
• RT
• Comment which player you’d want!
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When I say we can either deal with immigration or eventually people will default to handling it themselves this is the sort of thing I mean.
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Google to me all morning "I found a faster route that saves 30 seconds but has $400 worth of tolls" then automatically switching me to it after I explicitly chose the non toll route when I left.
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Jun 8
I mostly agree with this with the following caveat:
It might not be legal fraud to grab 1,000 ballots, mark your favorite candidate, and have a homeless person sign it with a smiley face
But it is a moral fraud because you've just disenfranchised 1000 voters who actually care about their vote, care about the results, care about their city
If that is what is happening (which seems likely) then it calls into question the very nature of representative democracy. Why do we even have a vote if the vote result isn't determined by individuals but by NGOs who can harvest as many votes as they want using these strategies?
I'll be writing about this for NR, but I will lay the Los Angeles situation out here flatly. Pratt didn't lose because of fraud. Pratt lost because, just like Chicago, it's an 80/20 Democratic city. In fact, he seems to have placed exactly where was in the final polls.
The real scandal is what's legal: with a 100% mail-in system, an endless window for ballot counting and legal mechanisms for unions and organizers to harvest (and later "cure") ballots, California's system is a purpose-built black box designed to fuel paranoia. And for no other purpose than that it allows Democratic intra-party battles to become a test of organizing strength for NGOs and unions.
People are right to be angry about the system. But even the way the votes are being counted now makes perfect (albeit disgusting) sense without recourse to claims of "fraud."
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He rows home-- Thaiy thaiy thakka thaiy thaiy thome-- thinking how wrong it is for a fisherman to believe he knows his river well. No one knows the Meenachal. No one knows what it may snatch or suddenly yield. Or when. That is what makes fishermen pray.
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Oh no did you willingly become a dependent of a government program, boomer? Man. What happened to hard work, and saving up, and being independent and self-sufficient and all that. Oh we can't do this it costs too much we can't do that it costs too much. We can't do social security. We can't do medicare. They cost too much.
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Get Anthony Volpe out of my life... Cant hit, cant field. What does he do well?
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A Completely Random Male Humanoid retweeted
Jun 7
I am begging the Yankees to put Caballero back at short. Volpe is hurting them with these plays. I’m not sure if this is true but it *feels* like his arm is worse now. They have to make the change.
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